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Who is really behind the latest power shift at Troll Valhalla?

jack said:
Well let me know when and who to go after by PM, and I'll start some shit up righteously.
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LOL!!

This beats all, because I said "I Like Jack" in response to Edna's foul nasty photo-shopped t-shirt pics of Jack at TV the other day...

and now if you scroll up, since I didn't call Jack an ass about a comment that I (while drunk) didn't even see since I wasn't here to read it about letting him know who to pm and trash at TV, now at TV I'm called on some "faux" carpet that I'm launching an attack on them./......?

Can you say fucking paranoia?

Fuck me, there's not enough hours in the day as it is to do everything that I want, like what I like to do most these days, online game.

Sheesh!!

Some fucking trailertrash fuckwads need to put down the fucking bong and come back to fucking earth and deal with reality.

Earth to Bad Dog, You are a fucking retarded loser dude.

When you are sober tomorrow, perhaps you should reread this whole thread from start to finish...

Or is that the actual "problem" here, which is jealousy that we weren't (me and Cranky Bastard) shit-canned here, too, like you probably tried to suggest.

Fuck off, try harder shitstain.

I don't know why ppl like Horse or Carny bother with your loser ass anyways, it baffles the mind....LOL!!!!
 
Conchaga said:
Hi Tanner. Do you do threesomes?
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Not today, sorry.

I'm too fucking mad at losers over at TV that are fucking it up for the others that were okay over there.

Sheesh, some ppl.

Fuck them, they suck anyways like you guys all said, just took me a while to see it.

Sad that a couple of them though are really cool and all, and it's too bad that the "trash" has to mess it up for them..
 
That's OK, let me know when you're all boozed-up and ready to get busy.

But, on a serious note, don't let any online dealings get you down. Life's just WAY too short.
 
jack said:
Well let me know when and who to go after by PM, and I'll start some shit up righteously.
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Apparently Jack, you and me are the SAME person, so says the "Paranoia Police" over at Troll Valhalla.

Isn't that sweet how they hook us up and we don't even know each other?

ROFL!~~~!!~~~~

Can I be your dual then to prove them right?

Crap, I don't like Edna's sick photo-chop of you and what it says, so I comment "I like Jack" and now there's some fucking conspiracy over there that I'm actually you on this site and setting up the most talked about, uberest ever in a zillion years, forum attack on them ever.

Give me a break, I'm not a fucking troll, never was. I just hang out on boards with my husband Cranky Bastard to have fun with him. I'm no troll.

Who they trying to kid? Themselves apparently I guess. <eyerolls>

Bleh, need more beer to wash this sick stuff down that they poop out.
 
Conchaga said:
But, on a serious note, don't let any online dealings get you down. Life's just WAY too short.
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Thanks, that helps to be reminded, since I'm drinking atm, that this stuff don't matter and yes I do agree, life is way TOO short.

It's flying by and spending my time over there is a waste when all I've ever gotten in return is crap from most of them. There are a "couple" of exceptions, but not enough to count.

I'll miss Horse and Carny and maybe even Astral, they were nice to me.

No wonder that Scarlett aka Cleopatra left. I think one of them, probably the same ones that hate me and Cranky, rubbed her the "wrong" way and she got sick of it and dumped them flat.

She was cool, whoever she was.
 
Miss Tanner said:
I'm all for going on a group troll attack venture. That sounds like alot of fun.

Someone set that up, the scouting and setup isn't my thing, I just go in for the final fun.
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bad dog that makes you look realy bad BTW
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Which part? That I want to hang out with these ppl here and have fun?

Or the part that I would go with them to some site they find and trash it?

If you're implying that the future site is you all over at your Tea House TV, you are a retard.

Lemme 'splain for your simpleton mind, why the hell would I use in my above "quoted" post the word "scouting" if I intended to come to your site?

WTF would I need to "scout" to find you? Shit, I know where the fuck you are since I've been a global-mod and clean-up nigger for you. I've have the fucking site bookmarked idiot, so why would I need to "scout"?

Lemme spell it out for you in spanish for you to comprende:

I was NOT talking about you, quit being so fucking arrogant to think you are the ONLY site on the World Wide Internet, sheeeeeit.

If we were talking about hitting a site, why do you think it'd be yours? You guys are boring as fuck over there anyways with all your Tiger blowjobs and all. Even newbs like Taft musta gotten bored with your schtick. LMAO!

Don't flatter yourself. If you've pissed off someone over here, and THEY mention coming over to "play" so to speak, that isn't my fault and you can NOT pin it on me.

Go sniff Tiger's butt some more and smoke another bong, sweetie!
 
bad dog said:
**** ,real name I like you man but you let tIger thash you till you quit on YOU OWN FUCKING BOARD. < YOU FUCKED UP BAD.
E MAIL ME FUCKER, DONT BE A DUMBASS.
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Never was "our" board.

We started with Scarlett/Cleo at her board Troll Wars for those that don't know.

I have so many memberships at other sites, I can't keep all the passwords and email accounts straight. Need to hire a nigger to do the paperwork for me I guess, maybe Thug would do it, lmao.

If you think your site is the ONLY troll site around, you are seriously fucked up in the head from all that weed you grow out in your back yard.

I've been watching the membership there, and it don't look good for you, hun.

People that sign up over there grow bored with the worn out schtick of your one troll Tiger/Thug/Loopy. I see why you'd hate to lose that one, since it'd be 3 members off your list all at once, lol.

Go powder Tigey's poopy butt, change Bloody Mess's tampon again cause it smells, and ask your niece Pea Girl if she might reconsider fucking you.

Have fun and carry on.

btw, since I don't like smoking and am allergic to it, smoke a big one for me, m-kay??

Then, when you're in your drug-induced ramblings, you can think of me with "mooshy" and "gooshy" feelings. hehe

/byebye Doggie, it's been real, but not real fun.

I think it was (as a great troll once said) all just an "experiment" anyways, LOL!!!!!11111!!!!
 
I left and apologized. But you decided that wasn't good enough. You not only wanted to see grovelling, but begging as well.

Cranky Fucking Bastard don't beg.

Your charge against us not only held no merit but made you look like shit.

You really find out who your friends are when someone is down.
 
Someone feed his fantasies and make a post saying we're spies, okay? Maybe he'll sleep better thinking he really uncovered something he can brag about.
 
you said you look like spies , All I said is it does not look good.

whos paranoid again?

we can drama out over here without pissing off carny.
 
Tell me, when presented with a post and the implication is we were planning an attack, how does that make me paranoid when you bring it up?

If we HAD been planning an attack, wouldn't that make us spies? Instead of typing out a 9-sentence description, it is easier to refer to the situation as "spies."
 
I have never changed, Snoop. The person you drank beers with is the same person sitting here attempting to apologize because I feel that much loyalty.

When the apology isn't enough, where is the limit? Did you all really think I might beg and it would be funny?

Cranky don't beg and I don't care if that means I never return to TV. Begging isn't worth it. That is who I am and it hasn't changed since we sat together.

Same for Harlot. So she was quiet when we met. BFD. Doesn't mean she doesn't have a personal integrity that includes a spine.
 
Miss Tanner said:
Never was "our" board.

We started with Scarlett/Cleo at her board Troll Wars for those that don't know.

I have so many memberships at other sites, I can't keep all the passwords and email accounts straight. Need to hire a nigger to do the paperwork for me I guess, maybe Thug would do it, lmao.

If you think your site is the ONLY troll site around, you are seriously fucked up in the head from all that weed you grow out in your back yard.

I've been watching the membership there, and it don't look good for you, hun.

People that sign up over there grow bored with the worn out schtick of your one troll Tiger/Thug/Loopy. I see why you'd hate to lose that one, since it'd be 3 members off your list all at once, lol.

Go powder Tigey's poopy butt, change Bloody Mess's tampon again cause it smells, and ask your niece Pea Girl if she might reconsider fucking you.

Have fun and carry on.

btw, since I don't like smoking and am allergic to it, smoke a big one for me, m-kay??

Then, when you're in your drug-induced ramblings, you can think of me with "mooshy" and "gooshy" feelings. hehe

/byebye Doggie, it's been real, but not real fun.

I think it was (as a great troll once said) all just an "experiment" anyways, LOL!!!!!11111!!!!
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That may be the nuttiest fucking thing you have ever said!
 
All you had to do was explain yourself, instead you go off on me over her post.

You shit in your own kitty dish so dont blame me.
 
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