Who should be the next Prime Minister?

[CaptainWacky]

As David Cameron died or something today (I wasn't really paying attention), vote for who you want to be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Of Probably Soon To Just Be England And Wales.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm guessing he was pro staying in the EU, and since the campaign to stay failed, it was a blow to his administration.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to write in Joanna Lumley.

 

[Cassie]

LET THE BEES RULE.

 

[Dr Dave]

BEES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I voted for Jon Tickle because he can walk on custard.

 

[The Question]

Oh, FINE. I'll be the next Prime Minister, but ONLY if you buy me an attack chicken I can set loose upon the press.

 

[The Question]

Or just an egg I can use a felt-tipped marker to draw an angry face on before throwing it at them. Close enough.

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky's cat should be Prime Minister.

 

[The Question]

But that means I'd have to be CaptainWacky's cat. I don't think my method acting is up to the task.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's barely up to posting in the MF, so probably not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:rimshot:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to add smilies to this mother so bad...

 

[The Question]

That -- or your mom just got outta bed! ZING!

 

[Dr Dave]

That was a fail.

 

[The Question]

That was a fail.

It was supposed to be.

But that raises the question -- when you set out to fail, and succeed... have you failed, or succeeded?

 

[Volpone]

That Boris guy. He and Trump will fix things. :techman:

 

[CaptainWacky]

If the problem is "the world isn't a nuclear wasteland" then yeah, they'll fix that.

 

[The Question]

Pretty hard to see them fucking things up any worse than the incompetent shitpie we've had in office for the last 8 years.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NAZI WHALE CORNEA -- THREAD KILLED LOL