Who wants to live forever?

[Gagh]

Who wants to live forever, anyway?

 

[Ilyanna]

Freddie, apparently, didn't.

 

[Gagh]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE FAULTLESS ILLNESS OF AIDS! HIS PENIS ACCIDENTLY SLIPPED INTO ALL THOSE MEN'S BOTTOMS, AND VICE-VERSA! IT WAS A GLOBAL CONSPIRACY TO END THE LIFE OF A MAN TOO TALENTED! HE WAS RED-BLOODED LADY LOVER AND I WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE! "BIG BUTCH FREDDIE", THEY CALLED HIM DOWN THE PUB.

 

[Ilyanna]

It's ok, honey, I loved him, too.
And NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO PROVE HE GOT THE DISEASE FROM A MAN'S ARSE, ANYWAY!!!!!!!

 

[Mrs Nomanners]

Who wants to live forever, anyway?

depends. Do you mean staying the same age forever or getting older and older and older and being unable to die?

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

Who wants to live forever, anyway?

one good reason to live forever
to have the last laugh on all the stupid fuckers one has hated that died 1st
hahaha
id spit on some of their graves
maybe even take a shit on them
or dig their corpses up and make monkeys fuck them
but maybe that is not enough reason to live forever
i just dont know...

 

[Kitty]

Who wants to live forever, anyway?

Not I, said the kitty

 

[The Dork Lord]

I thought Freddie was bi?

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

I thought Freddie was bi?

many heterosexuals consider bi & homo to be the same thing from their perspective...

 

[The Dork Lord]

They also sacrifice drunk virgins to football teams...

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

They also sacrifice drunk virgins to football teams...

if they dont, the tight ends & wide recievers get raped in the showers
after the game...

 

[The Dork Lord]

That doesn't sound very hetrosexual to me...

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Indeed.

 

[Gagh]

r

 

[The Dork Lord]

Laugh out loud

 

[Gagh]

lol queen

 

[The Dork Lord]

We are the Spampions!

 

[Gagh]

Poor thread.

 

[The Dork Lord]

DEATH DEATH BEST OF COMPILATIONS AND DEATH?