Big Dick McGee
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How fucking cool is this?? Pretty fucking cool!!
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Whoa...i'm postin this on my BlackBerry!!G
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
The ONLY thing the BlackBerry is useful for is surfing the web, getting sports scores, or directions. The trade off is that I get emails from my boss at 11 o'clock at night, and contractors can reach me at all hours. That's why I shut the damned thing off at 9.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
My old BlackBerry model was to low-level for the web surfing function to be at all useful, plus the connection was wayyyy too slow. This new one I got on Friday seems better and faster, but it's still a clumsy eyesore surfing any webpage that's graphic heavy or has a complicated layout...
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
^^Yes, it's still pretty much in it's infancy, but it's still cool technology.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I AM POSTING FROM MY TRAPPER KEEPER HAI!
Big Dick McGee
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I am posting this whilst I should be workin'!
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Hee hee, I was trying to think of black berry this week, and I embarresed myself by saying BlueBerry instead! So silly.
SaintLucifer
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starguard said:
Yes. Fucking Americans again. Stealing Canadian technology. A fucking American company claims they invented the process which allows the Blackberry to work. What really happened is the Americans are angry that the Canadians bettered them yet again. Now they are pissed off. So they take the Canadian company to court. Sue them for patent infringements thus costing the Canadian company $600 million (the makers of Blackberry lost). The same thing happened when Canadians invented the fuel cell. Fucking Americans. Every time someone beats them to an invention, the Americans fight this with lawsuits. Americans just cannot believe those other than themselves are capable of inventing and building things. Those Mars Rovers you have on Mars? Canadian yet I bet not one single fucking American citizen knows this. The shuttlecraft Canadarm? Same thing. Americans need to take credit because they realise they are being left behind. When was the last time a fucking American invented anything?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Wait wait, what do you mean Canadians "bettered" us "again". When was the first time.
*checks history books*
Nope, never happened.
*checks history books*
Nope, never happened.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Big Dick McGee said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Research_In_Motion
http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2003/08/05/mars_phoenix030805.html
http://newsblaster.cs.columbia.edu/dev/archives/2003-08-07-21-45-20/web/summaries/2003-08-07-21-47-12-388.html
http://www.avroarrow.org/AvroArrow/Avroengineers.html
Read about our 20 year headstart in Aviation Technology.
http://www.avroarrow.org/
Sheeeeiiiittt. You STILL do not have a current fighter capable of matching the performance specs of Canada's Avro Arrow. Sheeeeeiiitt.
All I can say is 'BOOYA!!' and 'BABAM!!'
Now run along. You have been severely PWned. No Avro Arrow meant yes there would be a NASA. BABAAMMMM!