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Why coffee or tea are good things

Consumer

Consumer

Elder Statesman
I am, at the moment, in an in-between state. I feel lonely and would like a romantic partner, but at the same time I wish to be alone. Chalk it up to depression and need and "progressive" states of mental recovery.

The solution: Non-sexual social time with interesting people (of either sex...but I'll be blunt and say I'd prefer female company). I.e. Tea or coffee.

The pressure's off, it's not a "date", and you can talk and relax. The cups give your hands something to do other than spanking or caressing or tying knots. The refreshment gives you something to discuss if things run flat (and they rarely do). It is expected that the conversation should be diverse and depth is generally welcome.

So, who wants to have tea with me? I can't promise I won't flirt, but I will promise I won't bite.

And more broadly, what's your favorite "non date" social thing to do?
 
You can take somebody out golfing or to the driving range, that way if they get out of hand you can whack them over the head with a club. You will always have your club or some balls in your hand.
 
Consumer said:
I am, at the moment, in an in-between state. I feel lonely and would like a romantic partner, but at the same time I wish to be alone. Chalk it up to depression and need and "progressive" states of mental recovery.

The solution: Non-sexual social time with interesting people (of either sex...but I'll be blunt and say I'd prefer female company). I.e. Tea or coffee.

The pressure's off, it's not a "date", and you can talk and relax. The cups give your hands something to do other than spanking or caressing or tying knots. The refreshment gives you something to discuss if things run flat (and they rarely do). It is expected that the conversation should be diverse and depth is generally welcome.

So, who wants to have tea with me? I can't promise I won't flirt, but I will promise I won't bite.

And more broadly, what's your favorite "non date" social thing to do?
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Coffee and other substances are now illegal in Jesusland. We wish you not to commit a crime, Citizen!​
 
I Love Cunt said:
Jesus forgives you asshole. STFU
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Citizen, your dress is provocative. Have you received your papers from the Official Censor and the Grand Chaplain to display your body in such a provocative manner?
Please forward the necessary documents, Citizen, or we will have to arrest you.
 
Squirtle The Turtle said:
Citizen, your dress is provocative. Have you received your papers from the Official Censor and the Grand Chaplain to display your body in such a provocative manner?
Please forward the necessary documents, Citizen, or we will have to arrest you.
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General, Your brain is retarded. Have you recieved your brain upgrade? Apparently not.

Please report to the nearest brain repair shop asap, or we will have to have some fun and shoot you and burn your dying body.
 
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