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Why do elves wear rubber pants?

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
...really?
 
Because Stone COLD JUST STUNNED TOKIEN
 
Because they are allergic to leather
 
They like the sound.
 
LEMBAS BREAD
 
so their constant urine flow dosnt ruin their clothes
 
I think it's becaue they're perverts
 
especially the lepricorns
 
IMogen wears mirror pants because I can "see myself in them" LOL OMG
 
What pants are you wearing guys?
 
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GUYS, MISTER?
 
I'm not wearing any pants.
 
I'm wearing boxer shorts.
 
Still not wearing pants.
 
Still wearing boxers!
 
because you've got a 15lb penis?
 
I'm wearing a Kiss t-shirt and brown lace panties.
 
that I want to lick
 
Then come on over.
 
only one or two more weeks, baby.
 
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