WHY DO FLIES LIKE MY HEAD SO MUCH

[CaptainWacky]

I can't figure out what that face is.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody can…

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The mystery that is clown drag (with some anime drag thrown in).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I cut my hair today. I don't know if that will help.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They like the sweetness of your sweat and face oils.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe if I wank a lot that will put them off.

 

[Dr Dave]

That might attract them if their wank flies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what I'm banking on!

 

[Dr Dave]

By wank!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I got bit by something and it itches. WHAT'S THE POINT OF SUMMER?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

To make us appreciate it more when we freeze to death in winter?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WANK YOURSELF TO LIFE.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when I used to post details of every wank right after I had them?

(I never actually did this but I've implanted the false memory now.)

 

[Dr Dave]

The one with that mongoose was particularly disturbing.

 

[Volpone]

Remember when I used to post details of every wank right after I had them?

(I never actually did this but I've implanted the false memory now.)

I've named all my poops since 2007. Took pictures of them too. I love each and every one of my brown babies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe one day they'll come looking for their father and you can show them the pics so they know you cared even though you flushed them.