WHy do I put up with you idiots?

[Kyehlar]

No my dear, it will be YOU that crawls. I will make you my personal pet, kept in a cage and walked on warm daus naked down Main St.

When a Bowel Movement calls me 'dear', that just does not sound right at all.

 

[MessengerX]

Fuck that. Mountain Dew is the answer.

some people are actually addicted to it. seriously, it has alot of caffiene. many dont realize it

im a coca-cola person myself, but those geniuses decided to make the bottles smaller AND raise the price.

 

[smegMATIC]

I thought Sarek was the dude that had to lick the frozen piss out of the relief tubes on those Starlifters. Goddamn Airforce is too cheap to put a proper shitter in. I guess the flyboys appreciate showing the schlong off in front of everyone else on the goddamn aircraft.

Sarek, a tip: those relief tubes really aren't designed for jizz. Please stop whacking off into them, you're costing the taxpayers money.

 

[Kyehlar]

some people are actually addicted to it. seriously, it has alot of caffiene. many dont realize it

I think I'm one of those people, actually. But it's better than some addictions.

 

[Bowel Movement]

BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, RONNIE!

 

[Bowel Movement]

Ronnie, my pet, I will keep you as my very own housepet slave. You shall wear a ravishing collar

 

[Kyehlar]

That's Rommie.

R O M M I E

Get it right.

 

[Bowel Movement]

You are all unworthy to speak to me, so count yourself lucky to speak to the GREAT and GLORIOUS Lord Bowel Movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bowel Movement]

That's Rommie.

R O M M I E

Get it right.

Shut up. Your new name is "Slave Housepet Sabrina" or whatever Master decides.

 

[MessengerX]

I think I'm one of those people, actually. But it's better than some addictions.

by far. heroin,crack,masturbation. or take jack. what sort of senior citizen with a kid makes 50 duals and karmas them in preparation for all-out 'internet warmageddon'

:wf:

 

[Bowel Movement]

BOW SLAVES BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD AND LORD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kyehlar]

You are all unworthy to speak to me, so count yourself lucky to speak to the GREAT and GLORIOUS Lord Bowel Movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't talk to my bowel movements. I usually just flush them down, and be done with them.

 

[beergoggles]

Bowel. I think you are having a positive impact on this board. Your efforts are truly understood by those of us who have to face the hate and threats fo some members here.

 

[Bowel Movement]

If I ewant to call you Toby or Useless Sack of Puss Dripping Flesh, ythen so shall your name be, Slave. Don't get lippy with Master

 

[Bowel Movement]

I don't talk to my bowel movements. I usually just flush them down, and be done with them.

Listen, SLAVE, you keep a civil tone or I'll have your tounge ripped out. Slaves should obey

 

[beergoggles]

If he has his tongue ripped out his felching days are over.

 

[Bowel Movement]

I don't put up with uppity slaves.

 

[Bowel Movement]

I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOW, BOW BEFORE MY GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smegMATIC]

Fuck off. Find someone who gives a shit, goddamn narcisist.