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why do you hate me oh lord

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
why
 
Something about you just pisses me off
 
o rly
 
ya'rly. I think it's your sexy, oily skin.
 
Jealousy? You could just shave the fur, you know.
 
AND MY ZOD
 
I missed the boat on this thread, with some of them you can't just jump in and be in the zone, you know what I mean?
 
No.
 
I just came straight to quick reply, I didn't even read this thread.
 
ZARDOZ RULES OVER ALL.
 
CaptainWacky said:

The lord hates all bi-sexual males that stray from the pussy. i think it's like a SIN or somethin' important like that.
 
But I don't have sex.
 
The LORD hates you because SHAWN lost his smile.
 
THE HEARTBURN KID
 
CaptainWacky said:
But I don't have sex.

But you've thought about it & yer pecker got erect...

...SINNER!!
 
Even Jesus got hard.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Even Jesus got hard.

The bible never talks about Jesus's penis, i wonder why...another Catholic church coverup perhaps!??
 
Mayb the JEWS ARE JEWISH
 
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