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Why does life make me feel ILL?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WHY?
 
Because Life has been infiltrated by ALTERNATE UNIVERSE JASON DONOVAN with an evil little goatee singing "Tears on My Pillow" backwards.
 
I thought it was because love is a cruel joke?

*CUE DEBBIE DOWNER SOUND EFFECT*
 
DEBBIE MCGEE WILL BRING WACKY OUT OF HIS DEPRESSED STUPOR!
 
I think we all need to pitch in and get Wacky some good porn DVDs.
 
That won't do it.
 
What if it was SPIKE AND PAQUIN PORN?
 
still wondering
 
Maybe it's because you don't go out anywhere?
 
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