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Why have they pussified Doctor Kelso? (Scrubs)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
First few seasons he was the feared big boss man, nasty with SOME hints of humanity under the surface but still a good bastard charcter.

NOW he's just like a lovable goofy old man and barely a competent doctor, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!
 
Well, Dr. Cox has become less of a hardass on JD, too. In fact, the episode with the golf game in the first season JD tries to teach Perry that it's ok to 'play the game'.
 
Of course, it was funny when Elliot tossed JD around at Turk and Carla's wedding.
 
THEY'VE RUINED KELSO OKAY
 
Yeah, but how long can one write a cranky old kermudgeon? Besides, you know they're gearing up to replace Kelso with Cox.
 
they should turn Cox into a robot
 
He isn't one already? He drinks that scotch like it's fuel.
 
BENDER COULD KILL HIM
 
John McGinley is sexy.
 
ok
 
There should be an episode where JD and Cox's minds get transfered somehow, making JD a twat like Cox, etc.
 
Tisiphone said:
John McGinley is sexy.

That's Johnny C. to you, missy.
 
What about the janitor, is he sexy?
 
I want there to be an episode where Elliot EXPLODES FOR NO REASON and then J.D.s all "WELL THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY ZANY DAYDREAMS" but it turns out it wasn't and everyone mourns.
 
And then ITV news comes along with that newsreader who always sounds like she's about to cry and she asks if they knew she was a terrorist and what exactly they plan to do about exploding doctors.
 
Turk should cheat on Carla with Elliot.
 
Carla should cheat on Turk with Elliot.
 
They keep saying its the last one next thursday, I thought they were still making them, what gives?
 
Last in the season, I suppose, it's definitely not the last one.
 
I wonder if sky's not buying it after this season?
 
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