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Will I ever be able to eat again?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
NO.
 
What, even if it is SPACEMANSPIFF?
 
I don't think I could even manage his foot.
 
have some pie
 
Do you have a pill that can cure my OCD thoughts about death?
 
I have a horse pill that will make the horse easier to MOUNT.
 
I bet you could eat....if they were Anna Paquin's toes!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Do you have a pill that can cure my OCD thoughts about death?

yes
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I have a horse pill that will make the horse easier to MOUNT.

Catherine the Great needed that pill.
 
Well, actually no. My pill is for people who want to fuck the horse. She needed a horse with a much smaller penis and less enthusiasm for human coochie.
 
Life is a fucking journey with one possible destination: DEATH/OBLIVION.
 
I'm just glad the train has a bar car.
 
Unless you're a cockroach.
 
Or tacos
 
Not my tacos!
 
tamales
 
Burritos
 
CHIMICHANGAS
 
I said I'M JUST GLAD THE TRAIN HAS A BAR CAR.
 
Vodka!!!!

I had plenty of that last night....
 
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