Will somone kindly link this at Comicon for me?

[Jack~]

Anyone that can put up with Jack all those years must be one tough customer. Don't fuck with her.

I think he keeps her doped-up on illegal dog vitamins.

 

[Panda]

Mrs. Venooker would kick Mrs. Hellman's ass.

 

[Jack~]

Mrs. Venooker would kick Mrs. Hellman's ass.

She's more than welcome to try, although I suspect she'd rather suck my ass than kick it.

 

[jack]

Linda has size two feet though, doesn't she?

OMG

 

[Panda]

Linda has size two feet though, doesn't she?

OMG

Linda Hellman?

why does that suddenly bring back memories of projectile vomit?

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELLMAN!!!!!!!!

 

[Tyrant]

BONC

 

[SaintLucifer]

Not only are you fuckers fighting a losing battle with TROLL WARS, but you are STILL carrying on about COMICON? Christ. YOu kiddies cannot be serious. You spend your time fighting other sites? Holy shit. I may have started the war between TROLL WARS and TROLL KINGDOM but I expected it to last only one day. Not an entire fucking week. Please people. Get a fucking grip.

 

[Jack~]

Linda has size two feet though, doesn't she?

Getting cornholed by dad really screwed you up, eh Vap? Mentally fucked beyond all hope, doomed to waste your entire life wallowing in a world of shit, too stupid to seek psychiatric help, and yet it's hard to feel any pity for you, because you're such a creep.

I imagine your wife must have the patience of a saint to put up with you; then again, you're probably very careful not to let her know what you're up to. Do your wife and kids really know you, Vap? Do they know that dad pisses his days away on the internet, talking dirty to teens? What would your loved ones think if someone were to show them what you do? Would they even care?

 

[Tyrant]

HELLO MY NAME IS JACK~ AND I FOLLOW VAP AROUND LIKE A PET BUT I THINK I AM TROLLING HIM WHEN ACTUALLY I AM DOING NOTHING OTHER THAN SHOWING HOW MUCH IN THE PALM OF JACK'S HAND I TRULY AM. HELL - IF HE WASN'T HERE, I WOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER, AND PRACTICALLY EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS IS ABOUT HIM! I HAVE NO PERSONALITY, UNLIKE THE PERSON I AM TRYING SO HARD TO TROLL, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I CAN DO!

I guess.