William Shatner to Star as Matt Damon in next Trek movie?

[Gagh]

I.......am.......Matt...........Damon OMG OSCAR

 

[CaptainWacky]

Matt Damon: What the hell!? What am I doing in spaced?

Mark Wallberg: How did these monkeys get like this?

Spock: It is logical to assume that Eminem will be on the soundtrack.

Eminem: Yo, I love Star Trek, it's FLY!

 

[Gagh]

Ice-T: YO NICHELLE NICHOLLS GONNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS YO

 

[CaptainWacky]

M.C. Hammer: Stop! SPAMMER time!

SPAMBOT38: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

 

[Gagh]

SCIENCE OFFICER XON: Great, I've been resurrected and I'm in this one

*The cast phasers him to death*

 

[CaptainWacky]

C3PO: But sir, I'm not programmed for Klingon Nookie!

 

[Gagh]

TARG: LOL I SHIT ON THE ENTERPRISE-D CARPET THANKS TO Q

Q: WHERE'S MY PAYCHEQUE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Christian Slater: FUCK YOU, FIRST TASTE WAS FREE NOW YOU GOTTA PAY

 

[Dr Dave]

Matt Damon: Matt Damon!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Joan Collins: Sorry about the smell, I'm quite old!

Lt. Cmdr. Verne Troyer: SOKAY BABY I GOT PLUGS

 

[whisky]

Lt Cmdr Grace Whitney: Sigh, I remember when a girl could get raped around here

 

[CaptainWacky]

James Doohan: I want my finger back, bitch!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Walter Koening: DENNY CRRRRRRRANE!

William Shatner: You are so fucking fired.

 

[whisky]

George Takie: THis film should be about me! I'm gay, I was interned in WWII, and Shatner stole all my best lines, my life is so hard only a film or possibly my own series would make it better!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

New Age Poster to play Geordi LaForge in a cameo as an "anonymous" redshirt who gets phaser blasted by a Danny DeVito Klingon in search of other people's latinum.

 

[Gagh]

James Doohan & Gene Rodenberry: Weeeeeeeeeeee! We're flying in space without a space suit!

 

[whisky]

Doohans not up there yet, they just dont have the power!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Avery Brooks: MORE SHAKESPEARE JOKES DAMMIT!

Rene Auberjonois: It's really not that hard to find decent roles in non-Trek shows...

Garrett Wang, Robert Beltran, Roxann Dawson, Nichelle Nichols, Walter Koenig, Marina Sirtis, Ethan Phillips, Jennifer Not-So-Lean, Wil Wheaton: Oh yes it is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rene gets one line each week in Boston Legal (and it's usually "Denny, stop that!") but still gets to be in the opening titles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And probably gets paid twice per week what he got working his ass off for 7 years on DS9.