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Woman gets Gun stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed

See, you have to give out a very specific Christmas list so people will know what to buy you. Hambil and I got lots of great stuff. :)
 
Jack, I guess you usually have to wait until they sober up and wake up before you can expect an answer. Of course then they start whining about wanting to be untied and start threatening to call the cops. I don't envy your life.
 
I got a really nice wool long coat, and the new Joseph Chilton Pearce book along with lots of other stuff.
 
It's kind of hard for Jack to hear the whining when the poor girl is locked in the trunk.

Is that what you use your new penis-shaped gun for, Jack, to abduct innocent wayward girls?
 
Morrhigan said:
See, you have to give out a very specific Christmas list so people will know what to buy you. Hambil and I got lots of great stuff. :)
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I did give a special list, she just seemed to bypass it.
 
Winter Forecast

It was October. and the Native Americans on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at the National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked. The weatherman replied, "People are collecting firewood like crazy

:kitty:
 
starguard said:
It was October. and the Native Americans on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at the National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked. The weatherman replied, "People are collecting firewood like crazy

:kitty:
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Wow, that is deep.
 
You can't even spell it, how can you accuse others of it?
Here, have a mirror, Howie.
 
Stupid question of the day...

A "C-Note" is:

a) a $100 Dollar Bill?

b) a vocal note that child molesters hit in prison while being raped by fags?

c) a note written by a person at sea?

d) a question too stupid to deserve an answer?

which one is the correct answer :P
 
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