Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
lol, what a shit show.
Troll Kingdom
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Wordforge Hasn't Turned Into A Far-Left Board
- Thread starter The Question
- Start date
The Question
Eternal
Just a hypermacho-projecting LARPing man-child projecting his insecurity about his own fragile masculinity onto others.
I'm not impressed. I'm saddened. All the A-Team vans in the world can't seem to help the guy out. I drink what tastes good, and no, dude, I'm not gonna go back to smoking a pack and a half of fuckin' cancer a day just to gain YOUR approval, nor am I gonna give up nicotine. I'm gonna get my nicotine how I get my caffeine -- how I like. And you get no say in it, ya sad ass little twat. Go crack your cheapie lil Indiana Jones -wannabe bullwhip at that.
I'm not impressed. I'm saddened. All the A-Team vans in the world can't seem to help the guy out. I drink what tastes good, and no, dude, I'm not gonna go back to smoking a pack and a half of fuckin' cancer a day just to gain YOUR approval, nor am I gonna give up nicotine. I'm gonna get my nicotine how I get my caffeine -- how I like. And you get no say in it, ya sad ass little twat. Go crack your cheapie lil Indiana Jones -wannabe bullwhip at that.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
That wasn't exactly what I was talking about, but okay. 
The Question
Eternal
One of these days I'm going to get around to learning electronics engineering. I only want to invent one thing -- a device with a directional mic and a loudspeaker. And I only want it for one purpose: so that when the piece of congealed fuckpudding with a leaf blower walks by my third floor apartment which faces onto a parking lot where the nearest tree is a palm about 50 yards away, I can open the door, put that speaker in his fucking face and laugh like a maniac when the sound knocks his ass over the rail and into said parking lot. Because just making a lot of noise for no productive reason = "working" in Ciudad Juarez, but it's just obnoxious here.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
When you take the last train to Cuckooville it must be imperative that you post at Turdforge while you're en route to your destination.
The Question
Eternal
Or just crack open the window next to your seat and toss a LOLbomb out as you pass by.