Would you Fap to Octomom Porn?

[Dirk Funk]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/19/octom...o-photos-whip-sexy-porn-leather-bondage-bdsm/

 

[Enkephalen]

Dear God in Heaven, that was a nightmare! Who in their right mind would tatoo a baby?

 

['Gear]

Psst...I'm not entirely sure that was a baby

 

[Enkephalen]

Hmmm. . .a "slow" toddler perhaps? Okay, maybe I'm missing something here.

 

[jack]

It isn't like she had one of her five year olds stand on a footstool and nurse for the cover of TIME or anything. Get a grip.

 

[Dershocka]

NOW its sexy.

 

[Donovan]

NOW its sexy.

This might be the hottest broad I ever saw. What's her number?

 

['Gear]

It's just that the improvement is so drastic it starts to veer into sexy. Oh lord wtf?

Is it really the end?

I sure hope so.

 

[Dershocka]

I should've added a wicked bush poking out of the panties to match the sexy beard. Now that's sexy!

 

[Gagh]

What would be really funny is if Dono actually woke up like that tomorrow.

I have no knowledge of this wench. She is meaningless and unknown in this country. I will consider this to be a good thing.

 

[jack]

Her claim to fame is she had 8 kids at once that survived. Now she's a broke welfare 'ho. She's just always played the reality tv card to get this much publicity.

 

[Donovan]

What would be really funny is if Dono actually woke up like that tomorrow.

I have no knowledge of this wench. She is meaningless and unknown in this country. I will consider this to be a good thing.

My milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard, jealous motherfuckers.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

My milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard, jealous motherfuckers.

And I'd hope that if you decided to do porn for some extra cash you'd have the goddamned decency to take a fat black cock or three and not opt for the "I'll just sit here and touch myself, I'm sure people will pay for that" cop out.

 

['Gear]

Don't you get like $50 extra for black/anal but then you can't ever go back or something?

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Don't you get like $50 extra for black/anal but then you can't ever go back or something?

It's not so much that you can't go back, it's more that once it's on video and the whole world sees it, no one else will have you.

 

['Gear]

You know what they say - Once you go black, you can't get good credit.

 

[Donovan]

Actually I just got all manner of bad numbers back from the doc, so I have to exercise more and eat right and I have to give up my idea of growing huge tits to do "touch myself" porn. Sorry fellas, maybe Loktar will give it a go.

 

['Gear]

Exercise more and eat right!?! Fucking quack.

You're alright. Don't die yet.