Would you hit it?

[eloisel]

They used to sell this stress relief toy which consisted of a round rubber body with eyes that would bug out when you squeezed the body and the ears popped out too. It was the same color too. She kinda looks like the human version.

Obie doll - they are still sold.
They are called "Pop Up Martian" these days - sold as a stress reliever in office supplies.

 

[Dark Link]

I would not hit that, even with an ugly stick.

 

[geedis]

That mouth is begging for a tube steak. No! I wouldn’t hit it, done that bitch thang plenty.

Shit! I'm hungry.

 

[Cluckyx]