Wow, everyone is sleeping

[jack]

be vewwwwwwwwwwy vewwwwwwwwwwy qwiet!!

 

[bad dog]

Not everyone.

 

[jack]

Are you sleeping?

 

[bad dog]

no my step dad called me to come get all his shit, he is going to die soon.

I go get his stuff in the morning

 

[jack]

Bummer. My dad died years ago. He didn't have much shit. just a cowboy hat and a Cadillac.

 

[jack]

Would you fuck one of them American Gladiator bitches? They seem kind of lumpy under the Lycra.

 

[Love Child]

I was doing something better.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was sleeping, not so much now.