Wow. I'm posting this from my toaster oven.

[BlazerBoy]

The things technology do these days! :chaching:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are the pizza rolls done yet? I'm starving.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Nah, it will send me a text message when the timer is done.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You have received an e-greeting from (insert name here).

Click here to download your Salisbury Steak dinner with Peach Cobbler!

 

[BlazerBoy]

And my favorite:

"Click here for underage rape rape tater tots XXXxxx

Insert bagel to remove from mailing list.""

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You got the WACKY model! :shock:

TOAST - BROIL - BAKE - RAPE - NATALIE - KEIRA - KILL MYSELF LOL - OFF

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M POSTING THIS FROM MY ANUS.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Do you use the edit button to wipe when you are done?

 

[jack]

i'M POSTING THIS from my duodenum. thats EIGHT INCHES OF SUPERDUPER ABSORPTION MOTHERFGUCLERS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used the quote button to throw shit out the window at passersby.