CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Andreza Giant Panda in the Kabuki thread made me think about Ken The Box...
When WCW toured Australia in October 2000, Jim Duggan witnessed one of the most bizarre incidents in wrestling history. Juventud Guerrera, completely naked, burst out of an elevator, screaming, “I’m God! I’m God!” The surreal scene unfolded in the hotel lobby, with Terry Taylor and head of security Doug Dillinger scrambling to catch him—Dillinger clutching a sheet in a desperate attempt to cover him. But Juvi was gone, sprinting through the streets of Brisbane as chaos erupted.
Police flooded the area, converging from all directions. The first officer to reach Juvi got dropped with a punch, and what followed was nothing short of a beatdown. Nightsticks rained down as the cops subdued him, doused him with mace, then threw him into a caged police truck—something more suited for captured animals.
Even then, Juvi wouldn’t stop. He howled like a wild animal, prompting an officer to grab a hose and spray him down. Duggan, watching in disbelief, protested, only to be met with a blunt response: they weren’t punishing him—they were washing off the mace. In that moment, Duggan realized there was no making sense of what he had just seen.