WTF MYSTERY?!

[The Question]

Okay, every morning I wake up and find long blonde hairs in my beard. Not GROWING in my beard, which would be weird enough, but loose ones sort of mingled in it.

Haven't been any women here in a couple months, and no roommates. So WHOSE BLONDE HAIRS ARE FINDING THEIR WAY INTO MY BEARD AND WHY?! issed:

 

[headvoid]

Maybe the rumours are true TQ, that you are a natural blonde yet dye yourself Ginger.

 

[The Question]

What rumors?! And no, I don't dye myself... what? ginger? WTF does that mean? You mean red? No, my facial hair is seriously like copper, all thick and semi-curly, and these blond hairs are straight and fine, like the hair from someone's head.

 

[Blindgroping]

"The color of Ginger"

NOT THE GILLIGAN"S ISLAND GINGER!!

The spicy root vegetable!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the war's over.

 

[headvoid]

I've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You own a pair of these boots and drink from them late at night, then forget.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the pieces fit.

 

[The Question]

If it had been Ginger, the hair would have been red and I would've posted pics.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I had a pixie do that to me while I slept, too. Hire an exterminatorl..l,.

 

[The Question]

A blonde pixie? That sheds?

 

[EnglishRose]

give me my hair back

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Isn't it obvious? Tinkerbell is giving you long kisses and moustache rides while you sleep...

 

[headvoid]

I think he is turning into Gandalf the Blonde

 

[The Question]

Isn't it obvious? Tinkerbell is giving you long kisses and moustache rides while you sleep...

'kay, that's creepy. I don't do flying midgets.

 

[Blindgroping]

Even cute ones?

 

[Ishcabittle]

He's got standards. No midgets, that's a hard and fast rule.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This thread needs more DoctorDave.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Where'd he go bo?

 

[The Question]

I... said... "No, Bo... NO!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE WENT TO LONDON TO HAVE SEX WITH A QUEEN.