Xander sucks

[Tyrant]

Always has, always will.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you mean Xander from Drawn Together, well DUH, he'll suck anything.

If you mean Buffy's Xander, THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS

 

[Tyrant]

I mean, the Xander that Spike would tear into a thousand pieces.

Xander is corny and neurotic. If I wanted to see that, I'd watch Seinfield.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

XANDER TOOK OUT GLORY WITH A WRECKING BALL YO

 

[Tyrant]

So could the Geico lizard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THAT PUNY GECKO COULDN'T PLEASURE A VENGEANCE DEMON THO YO

 

[Tyrant]

I concede defeat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE GLORIFIED BRICKLAYER PICKS UP A SPARE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Lilith]

Jealous?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Xander represented US, the normal neurotic nerdy nimrods watching.

 

[Gagh]

When Xander possessed the POWER of a soldier, he also learned how to suck off his drill seargeant to avoid the naked beatings from viciously gay officers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEND HIM MY WAY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IN AN ALTAR BOY OUTFIT LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

HE ALSO SAVED THE WORLD BY HUGGING WILLOW AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And got no credit in season 7 OF COURSE.