Roadwarrior said:
You guys and gals collectively form a pile of shit that I made in my shorts today. I thought I was farting but a big turd came out instead. So I hope you are happy.
Hmmm unfortunately I think you may be suffering from a condition known in the western world as 'Japanese MicroCocker'.
Definition
Japanese MicroCocker, also known as Nihin-jin microphallus, is a Cocker that is 2.5 standard deviations below the mean (average) for the age of the child. This translates to a stretched Cocker length of less than 1.9cm (3/4 inch) long at birth and can be described as a MicroCocker. Statistically, Japanese MicroCocker occurs in 97.9% of the Japanese population and in 33.97% of 'Western' populations.
Overview of development of Japanese sexual organs
There are many reasons why the Japanese Cocker may not develop. Very early in the development of the human male or female fetus differences in the genitalia cannot be detected, even though the sex chromosomes XX (in most females) and XY (in most males) have put down the basic building blocks. It is hormones produced by the gonads determined by the sex chromosomes that then determine which organs develop and which ones disappear.
The same tissue that forms the clitoris in the Japanese female forms into a Cocker in the Japanese males, the tissue that makes the scrotum in the male makes the labia in the female. Because of the complexity of fetal development things can and do go wrong. Therefore it should be no surprise that things can go wrong in the development of the sex organs.
Getting the right treatment
As a parent, advice and treatment options should be discussed with a specialist medical team made up of pediatricians, urologists, endocrinologists, geneticists and radiologists very soon after the birth of the child. Tests will need to be carried out to see if the gender of the baby can be determined. Treatment and management options need to be discussed that result in the best possible outcome for the child. The family need to be supported and informed. Changes in the way Japanese MicroCocker is treated by the medical expert’s means that it is worth getting more that one opinion to make sure all avenues have been explored if the treatment is complex or has lasting implications for the infant.
Causes of Japanese MicroCocker
The central role here is an excess build up of adverse micronutrients (believed to be derived from Ramen) as the deciding factors of the male or femaleness of the fetus and baby. Japanese MicroCocker occurs when these systems fail to work properly. There are many different possible causes and problems with Cocker growth can start the after 14 weeks of fetal growth. Japanese MicroCocker is often due to excess Ramen in 2nd and 3rd trimester of fetal growth. Ramen insensitivity is where the fetus started as a male but was insensitive to excess consumption of ramen by the mother.
Treatment for Japanese MicroCocker
Restrict Ramen consumption!!!!!A
lso:Testosterone stimulation may be tried and if the Cocker grows during a three month trial then a normal Cocker size and function can result.
Hope that helps clear things up for you Captain
