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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD (2008)

Nov. 23: back from helping strike set - all the magic gone - nothing remains but smoke and mirrors.
now to finish painting the kitchen
BUT FIRST WE SPAM.
 
Nov. 23: Apartment a filthy mess hasn't been cleaned in weeks. Really should work on that. BUT FIRST WE SPAM.
 
16/12/2008 - Day felt long, but it's coming to an end now, time in an illusion, days end, they all end, life will end, I'm already dead, can't be bothered posting a creative thread today because I have spam to catch up on, so here's a mini thingofthediarythread here.

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dfhdfhTHE FIRST EVER THING OF THE DIARY THREad

YO YO YOY OY

IT'S RAPPER JIM
I EXIST TO RAP
I'M BETTER THAN RAPPER TIM
HE RAPS REAL CRAP
I'M A GANGSTA PLAYBOY
FROM BEYOND THE MOON
I'LL MAKE YOUR GIRL MY SEX TOY
I WAKE ALL THEM BITCHES SWOON
MY LIFE IS SHALLOW AND EMPTY
I'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOU
I'LL LIVE A LIFE OF PLENTY
BUT I'LL JUST DIE TOO
OH GOD I FEAR IT SO MUCH
HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS
WE'RE LIKE RABBITS STUCK IN A HUTCH
LIFE IS NOTHING BUT PISS

(RAPPER TAKES A SHOTGUN TO HIS HEAD AT THIS.)

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gTHROW IT ALL AWAYFd
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THER EIS NOTHId

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this will be the last thing for the diary thread day ever!
 
ever is a relative term, however....

December 16: trying to get into Xmas bloody spirit. went to bloody office party. there was one of those stupid cows who tries to get everyone to sing jaunty little xmas tunes WITHOUT benefit of being in an alcoholic stupour.
What's up with that??
still not in the bloody spirit. maybe should just get into the spirits!
 
17/12/8

Got woken up early by a phone call and should've just gone to bed after but I stayed up and now I have a headache and can't be bothered to do anything.
 
2008.12.18 - So far, I've spent more time today tossing grapes into a virtual missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess! man's anus for points than I have studying all week.
 
^so it's all good!


got haircut; got sugar plum ingredients; made cookies; packed cookies;packed other pressies; drove around the block 2x trying to find parking spot; said fuck it and parked illegally; waited in line at Post Office; went home and ate three cookies out of sheer bloodimindedness thinking about another business shmooze fest tonight; then carolling on the block; then catching the guys at their gig even later tonight. ZOMG.

feeling a little homicidal maniacally right now.
 
Dec 19: Spent the day Christmas shopping with my mom. Wasn't nearly as horrible as I expected it to be. I think I got every thing.
 
12/19/08: Spent the day working and then came home in a big frakkin' snowstorm. Nearly slid off the road and had an accident a few times.
 
today: ohmyfuckinggodsthemallthemallthehorror!OHMYFUCKINGGODSTHEMALLTHEMALLTHEHORROR!~!!!!!
downtown wasn't much better but i am done and going to a Solstice party tonight and dancing and drinking and singing and forgetting ALL ABOUT THE MALL.
ZOMG
 
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