yooooo hooooo GTC, MSN?

[missmanners]

moooooooooooooooooooooooo


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[missmanners]

Well drat! Where did he go?


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[Gagh]

Why open a thread?

 

[missmanners]

Because if he's looking at TK he will see it and realize I am stalking him.


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[Gagh]

Oh. Do you wear black when stalking?

 

[missmanners]

No no, black is only for formal evening stalkings. I'm wearing a spring frock in shades of peach and yellow and sturdy shoes of course. My cardigan is handknitted and I'm carrying a straw bag.


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[Gagh]

Do you have a parasol to hit unwanted canvassers with, who mistake your honest stalking for a come-on?

 

[missmanners]

Of course not! How rude.

I do have a .38 though.


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[Gagh]

Can't beat a good blunderbuss armed with pellet, gravel, nails & tacks.

 

[missmanners]

Do you have one I might purchase?


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[Gagh]

Try I eBay. I also suggest weilding it with a trim looking tweed suit to further encapsulate the English Farmer look. In your case, everybody would think you're Madonna playing English (just a heavily armed one).

 

[headvoid]

I own a shotgun, some land and a tractor. AM I MADONNA? OH NOOOEEEESSS!!!1!!

 

[jack]

ah yes, a nice trim looking tweed outfit

 

[Lilac]

She's almost hot.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Only ten hours too late. Oh well.

 

[satan mcevil]

Miss Manners, can I toss your salad?

 

[Lilac]

Can I toss your cookies? I've this nice pill you can have that will do the job.

 

[Techman]

Miss Manners, can I toss your salad?

No, sorry...my job.

 

[Lilac]

You poolboys get all the fun.