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You know you're bored when...

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S. SaDiablo

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...you're almost tempted to play Habeeb's game. Almost.
 
...you finally screw up the courage to get those dingle-berrys out of your ass.
 
...masturbation is blasé.
 
...you'd shower, but it would require getting up. No wait, that's just lazy.
 
I'm not even gonna ask Ish...
 
...counting the bathroom tile has become a game where you try and count all of the tiles under a certain time-limit, and then you try to beat that record.
 
...when you start threads like this AND actually consider trying some of the things.
 
...posting on a message board is the excitement you have to "work yourself into a frenzy" over.
 
...listening to the Alan Parson's Project actually sounds like a fun afternoon.
 
...you IM everyone who's signed on whether or not you actually want to talk to them.
 
...shows on the Food Network hold your attention with a iron hand.
 
Ishcabittle said:
...shows on the Food Network hold your attention with a iron hand.
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YES! I was watching the weddings one!
 
...there's a bug on your face, and shooing it away is something you look forward to doing in the future.
 
which things? the butt thing, right?
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LOL! No you made me wonder how many tiles are in my bathroom. :P
 
...you yawn, and then your yawn yawns.
 
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...when you find a month's worth of new avatars in 10 minutes.
 
...you lay on the couch, waking from a cat nap, pondering what to do next. You fall asleep.
 
Damn, Zodiac. You *are* bored.
 
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