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YOU WILL RUE THE DAY

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Well... I still have to figure out which day you're going to rue. Don't go far, I'm gonna need you to start rueing here shortly.
 
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Okay, um... how's Monday work for you? Think you can get some serious rueing done Monday?

It's the perfect day for some good, solid rue-age, after all.
 
Have your people call my people.
 
Rue is a good word and I plan to use it more in casual conversation.
 
I think "Ryu" and "rue" should be used interchangably, because Ryu can pretty much kick your ass, which makes you rue the day for sure.

RYU THE DAY, WACKY! YOU WILL!
 
I always went Ken.
 
Gobbledygook.
 
HOOTNANNY!
 
Whole lot of hoot, just a LITTLE BIT of nanny!
 
Are you sure you did not mean Roux the Day?
 
I like anna paquin
 
Monday isn't good for me.
 
Who talks like that?
 
Well, people who direct you to rue the day do, obviously.

Other than them, usually either A) Your parents, or B) guys dressed all in black with top-hats and big black curly moustaches who tie curvaceous damsels to railroad tracks and have truly excellent Maniacal Laugh(tm)s.
 
Snidely Whiplash was a model for us all.

He was a true man of the people.
 
And he certainly knew how to make people rue the day.
 
I'm working on my Maniacal Laugh(tm), but I don't think I can make my red sorta-handlebar moustache black or curly.
 
Just use falsies, like all the "with it" people do.

Not everybody can be born with such manly, desirable features as Snidely.
 
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