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You'd fuck Charlotte Church

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Admit it.
 
I haven't seen her in like 5 years. She might be old and ugly now and still standing on a wheat field singing about waving hello or something. Shit gets kinda old after a bit. :D
 
I might if I was drunk enough.
 
I wouldn't fuck her, even with your dick, wacky
 
She has big tits.
 
Haven't seen her in ages. I'll see what I can GOOGLE, then I'll LET you KNOW.
 
No wonder Wacky would fuck her!
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IS THAT HER NIIPPLES...OR HER KNEECAPS!?
 
It's Miranda, with Church's head photoshopped on it
 
I wish!
 
My mother would be very happy to hear that i had been inside a church.
 
I wouldn't mind eating, as far as Church goes.
 
I'd do her in the pew
 
jack said:
I wouldn't mind eating, as far as Church goes.
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Could that be considered Eucharist?
 
Remember when she was 15?
 
Dear Lord, she has dueling Edvard Munch "Scream" heads for boobs...

I'd sooner fuck Charlotte Bronte.

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They don't look so bad when they're scooped up in a GIANT BRA of course.
 
Yeah, but the act of releasing them from their constraints is probably akin to two safes falling on Wile E. Coyote at the bottom of the canyon. *shudder*
 
Meep fucking meep to that.
 
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