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YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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I just got this message from [email protected]:

Greetings!

I have hacked your abcoutn and now I will proceed to fucks up your whole lives!

You and the lives of your loved ones shalle bee the fucks up, and you shall roo the day!

You have 24 hours to replond lest I make the fucks with your life and the lives of your loved ones!!

Fucks You, Ishcabittle!
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Should I be concerned?
 
If the hacked into your account why didn't they change your details or proceed with their master plan.
 
WE WILL FORM AN MF ARMY AND FIGHT FOR YOUR ACCOUNT.
 
The letter didn't mention anything about chix, but we can snag some if that makes our time in the MF army more enjoyable. Maybe we should pick up some chix just to be sure. Chix!
 
I haven't had one of those in 40 years. They still make them?
 
YES! I'm sure you can find them in a store somewhere, but also you can order them online. I think the last time I had one was in some Halloween candy. If there is a Cracker Barrel near you, you can find some older types of candy in their store. The one not too far from here has Valomilk! THE BEST CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOW CANDY EVER. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valomilk
 
I'm not going to mentions grits again!
 
THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
 
It was me, sorry.
 
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
 
It's kind of like Neccos and Black Cows. If you have a Dollar Tree store they have the best candy aisle. They also have off brand cookies which are remarkably tasty.
 
The dollar tree does have some pretty good candy actually. Used to get sugar free candy for the office from that store.

My northwest favorite is Brown and Hayley, they make Almond Roca and Peanut Butter Mountain bars. Has anyone heard of these items or had them?
 
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