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Yub is Buy Backwards

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I Love Cunt

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Therefore, Yub is bi.
 
Actually, the real reason for me creating this was to tell Yub something.
 
Yub, when I say, "I love you" don't get all worried that you are married and stuff and say something like, "Well Gee Mirah, I'm married, ok" Because I know you are married and "I love you" in the badlands doesn't mean the same thing as "I love you" in the tea room.
 
Don't get all wierd on me now.
 
*Gets wierd anyway.
 
Wow, somebody say something. Seriuosly. Now. Ok.
 
Yeah, so, about that. Um Hey! Did anyone see those elk in the road the other day?! There were about 7 or 8 of them!
 
Now dont' get all sad either. Don't be like, "Oh, ok Mirah" I knew you didn't mean it. I mean of course you didn't.
 
Well now dont' I feel like a bitch?
 
No, I dont' really feel like a Cunt, I mean what does that mean anyway?
 
I really do love alot of people tho. Contrary to popular belief or something like that.
 
But I love you all in your own way. Its all about the love baby! Yeah!
 
LICK ME LC! LICK ME ALL OVER!
 
*Licks every inch of your wookiee body*

I know I spelled that wrong. Please dont' punish me. Too Much. Please, please put those straps down, please dont' tie me up, please. No Mr Yub, please, I'm begging you

*Licks some more


Hmmmmmmmmmm
 
I'M A EWOK. For that I must spank you.

*spanks LC*
 
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