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fuck, it was true all along...! :phpeek:


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What does 100-year-old pussy smell like?

Depends...
 
how do you know Donovan? Been sniffing at Loktar's granny?
 
Does Donovan know? Does Donovan care?
 
LOL - OOD took Jacks box now Jack will have to go back to the store to get some more.

Poetic.

Actually, if I still had Photoshop on my PC, I think I'd have tucked the box of Depends up under the blue blanket in the back. That blanket looks like a Statue of Liberty could be hiding up under it though.
 
Donovan said:
What does 100-year-old pussy smell like?

Depends...
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I'm betting it smells a lot like your upper lip. Will you confirm or deny?
 
Homo Erectus said:
Sorry to break your train of thought EL, but I'm sort of interested in knowing how Jack knows what a box of Adult Diapers looks like.
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I'd kind of like to know why he thought a box of plastic cutlery was a box of adult diapers. Like I said, something Freudian going on there. Or is it Jungian?
 
eloisel said:
LOL - OOD took Jacks box now Jack will have to go back to the store to get some more.

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those are Wimmin's Depends, jack would use men's, if he used them which he doesn't.

:attention:
 
eloisel said:
I'd kind of like to know why he thought a box of plastic cutlery was a box of adult diapers. Like I said, something Freudian going on there. Or is it Jungian?
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tbh, when I first saw a box that said 'Nice n' Elegant' I assumed they were either tampons or Depends
 
fuzzy blanket, plastic silverware, giant wooden dildo like they made them in the old days...someone was packing for a PARTAY!
 
it looks like there's a three-pronged dildo in that trunk.

disturbing
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
those are Wimmin's Depends, jack would use men's, if he used them which he doesn't.

:attention:
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You will have to explain how you know this. He is older than me, you know.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
it looks like there's a three-pronged dildo in that trunk.

disturbing
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Actually, those are three hand-held weiner roasting spits - two for the non-vegans and one for the vegans.
 
However, if Jack is 52, then I'm 48. I can live with that. Jack is 52.
 
OnyxOverdrive said:
wow, the sex-toy manufacturers are very creative with names these days
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You'd have to ask someone else about those kinds of sex toys - maybe SB.

Those weiner roasters in my car will each impale a row of franks to be held over an open fire to be blistered until done.
 
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