jack
The Legendary Troll King
Again the passive part of this persona.
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- Thread starter eloisel
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Again the passive part of this persona.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I hope you enjoyed your troll and got out of it all you wanted. I don't like you anymore.
Understand this, though. While you're jumping up and down crowing about being some MF'ing troll, I'll still be looking at you like you are insane just before I go do something fun.
Understand this, though. While you're jumping up and down crowing about being some MF'ing troll, I'll still be looking at you like you are insane just before I go do something fun.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
The third prong is for that hole Jack made in her neck.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
No idea. I don't keep track of the ages of dead people.
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
lol, they're sharp, they're deadly, and they're used to impale weiners. OF COURSE I found the weiner roasting spits.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
You're making fun of Eloisel in this cartoon, aintcha Jaxy?
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Yep, I sure am.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Hint: When you are looking in the mirror, that is your saggy, baggy body - not mine.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
cerebral palsy?
jack
The Legendary Troll King
I'm not looking in the mirror honey pie. I'm looking at a real picture of you :bigass:
Were they floaty before gravity took over?
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Eloisel is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…
‘Damn!’ says Eloisel. ‘I’d better go back and see if I can Find some of them. Thanks for the warning!’
‘Well, now, not so fast,’ says the cop. ‘How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?’
‘Oh, no’, says Eloisel. ‘You see, my yard backs up to the sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!’ So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!”
‘Hey, not a bad idea!’ laughs the cop. ‘Good luck! ‘By the way, what’s In the other bag?’
‘Well’, says Eloisel, ‘Not all of them pay.’
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…
‘Damn!’ says Eloisel. ‘I’d better go back and see if I can Find some of them. Thanks for the warning!’
‘Well, now, not so fast,’ says the cop. ‘How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?’
‘Oh, no’, says Eloisel. ‘You see, my yard backs up to the sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!’ So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!”
‘Hey, not a bad idea!’ laughs the cop. ‘Good luck! ‘By the way, what’s In the other bag?’
‘Well’, says Eloisel, ‘Not all of them pay.’
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Gross. Time for you to trim that pussy.
