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eloisel

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... there are a number of other boards that TK regulars post on, fight on, or whatever they do of significance on that creates butthurt and drama that needs to be vaguely referenced here on TK. I don't know what you are talking about with regards to such things but Yahoo for you!!
 
I expect delivery of my Yahoo chocolate drink promptly. Thank you for your generosity.

(Your inability to deduce my exact address/whereabouts is not my problem. I still expect delivery of promised beverage.)
 
What? Now people are on some YaHoo Board and I'm missing out again?! Mother Fuckers! I feel like such a loner, and a reject. Others are mocking me. I need a haven or some such place so other people can laugh over my dead dying decaying body. Guess I should watch my words or I'll be exiled. Guess I'll just turn on the radio and turn some tunes.
 
Yahoo? You can't be Serious.
 
How else can you get the beer?
 
What? Now people are on some YaHoo Board and I'm missing out again?! Mother Fuckers! I feel like such a loner, and a reject. Others are mocking me. I need a haven or some such place so other people can laugh over my dead dying decaying body. Guess I should watch my words or I'll be exiled. Guess I'll just turn on the radio and turn some tunes.

Ruby slippers are for hall brawling and seeing tickled prawns is a must on the bucket list before entering the heaven for trolls.
 
Unfortunately you always forget to take your depends off first.

Pfft...I don't wear depends, I wear my big boy panties.
 
Pfft...I don't wear depends, I wear my big boy panties.

I'm sorry i don't have kids, didn't realize they made pull ups in your size. I was at kmart yesterday though and baby wipes are on sale.
 
Did you stock up? :P
 
Unfortunately you always forget to take your depends off first.

Eloisel wears Depends. We spotted a box of them in the trunk of her car
 
VKD, everyone knows you were the one wearing the Depends when you were prancing around pretending to be me. If there ever were Depends in the trunk of my car, they would have been for you.

Where have you been lately?

Are you still upset because I didn't think of you, at all, while I was on vacation?
 
I've been sitting outside your house, gathering info.

MUWAHAHAHAH
 
are you going to be passive or aggressive tonight? I just want to know which lolcats I should prepare for use
 
I've been sitting outside your house, gathering info.

MUWAHAHAHAH

Would you like a cup of coffee?

I've got some double chocolate cookies and chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon swirl cake, and potato salad that I'm taking to a feast at work tomorrow for Boss's Day. Do you want a cookie?
 
are you going to be passive or aggressive tonight? I just want to know which lolcats I should prepare for use

I'm about to go to bed. Do you have some sleeping lolcats?
 
should you really be eating all that kind of food? what with your gastric sleeve and all
 
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