NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Those are too hard.
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Illy, it totally took me a minute to get, I swear I was like, nvm I won't tell you.
I like spinach and I've never met a chocolate milkshake I'd turn away but that's like mixing sex and someotherunrelatedhobbyyoulikethatisn'tfucking.
Once I saw a couple on tv being interviewed about their job as a live sex webcam couple. They complained that their work had killed their sex life. I've heard a porn star (I forget who) complain about the same.
I lol'd both times. Fucking stupid humans
Female porn stars are trained NOT to come. Men "on cue".
"Hey babe, am I doing something wrong or why do you keep lying there motionless?"
" Oh, sorry honey, I was just confused for a moment and waited for someone to yell 'action'."
I'm not even joking - When I was having porn breakfast this morning I saw a German girl take off her camo pants and get to work. She did look pretty tough. Kept her core engaged.
Sex is spinach? That can't be right.
Oh I know you weren't--- I've seen enough covers of DVDs to know it's an ongoing gimmick, but the reason completely eludes me. Sure doesn't do anything in particular for me - then again I am not exactly the target audience, either.
Illy, it totally took me a minute to get, I swear I was like, nvm I won't tell you.
Not that I was complaining. I didn't happen upon hardcore German teen porn on my way out the back of the turnip truck.
Hot chicks in camo that look like they can fight?
I'll take two. I probably won't make it out alive but what a way to go.
Were you looking for the interracial joke? I was but I couldn't put it together on time.
having porn breakfast this morning
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