Think you're pretty tough?

[NeonMercuryASH]

Those are too hard.

 

[Love Child]

I can't even count when I am doing the full on plank.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, 11,12 aw fuck

 

[Love Child]

It feels kind of good after,
but then it is kind of uncomfortable.
Wtf

 

[Ilyanna]

Illy, it totally took me a minute to get, I swear I was like, nvm I won't tell you.

LOL! And here I thought it was so bad nobody even bothered to react...

I like spinach and I've never met a chocolate milkshake I'd turn away but that's like mixing sex and someotherunrelatedhobbyyoulikethatisn'tfucking.

I just spent a few minutes to recall what hobbies of mine I have never mixed with sex before. Let's just say that comparison doesn't work that well for me. I blame the nature of my hobbies.

Once I saw a couple on tv being interviewed about their job as a live sex webcam couple. They complained that their work had killed their sex life. I've heard a porn star (I forget who) complain about the same.

I lol'd both times. Fucking stupid humans

"Hey babe, am I doing something wrong or why do you keep lying there motionless?"
" Oh, sorry honey, I was just confused for a moment and waited for someone to yell 'action'."

 

[jack]

Female porn stars are trained NOT to come. Men "on cue".

 

[Ilyanna]

Female porn stars are trained NOT to come. Men "on cue".

You gotta train females not to come in a porn movie setting? And here I thought that was the easiest of tasks to accomplish.

 

['Gear]

"Hey babe, am I doing something wrong or why do you keep lying there motionless?"
" Oh, sorry honey, I was just confused for a moment and waited for someone to yell 'action'."

[video=youtube_share;Z5qU4qudJYk]http://youtu.be/Z5qU4qudJYk[/video]

 

['Gear]

Speaking of porn, why is there always camouflage in German porn? Ok maybe not always, but a lot.

 

[Ilyanna]

It's because Germans firmly believe that fucking is no fun when there isn't an element of combat in it, too. We're tough like that.

 

['Gear]

I'm not even joking - When I was having porn breakfast this morning I saw a German girl take off her camo pants and get to work. She did look pretty tough. Kept her core engaged.

Sex is spinach? That can't be right.

 

[Ilyanna]

I'm not even joking - When I was having porn breakfast this morning I saw a German girl take off her camo pants and get to work. She did look pretty tough. Kept her core engaged.

Oh I know you weren't--- I've seen enough covers of DVDs to know it's an ongoing gimmick, but the reason completely eludes me. Sure doesn't do anything in particular for me - then again I am not exactly the target audience, either.

Sex is spinach? That can't be right.

LOL, you little goofball.

 

['Gear]

Oh I know you weren't--- I've seen enough covers of DVDs to know it's an ongoing gimmick, but the reason completely eludes me. Sure doesn't do anything in particular for me - then again I am not exactly the target audience, either.

Not that I was complaining. I didn't happen upon hardcore German teen porn on my way out the back of the turnip truck.

Hot chicks in camo that look like they can fight?

I'll take two. I probably won't make it out alive but what a way to go.

 

['Gear]

Illy, it totally took me a minute to get, I swear I was like, nvm I won't tell you.

Were you looking for the interracial joke? I was but I couldn't put it together on time.

 

[Ilyanna]

Not that I was complaining. I didn't happen upon hardcore German teen porn on my way out the back of the turnip truck.

Hot chicks in camo that look like they can fight?

I'll take two. I probably won't make it out alive but what a way to go.

That's the spirit. If I had any say in it, you'd totally get honorary German citizenship.

Were you looking for the interracial joke? I was but I couldn't put it together on time.

LOL!

 

['Gear]

Honorary German citizenship eh?

There a WWII joke here I'm not going to persue.

BUT I THOUGHT IT!

 

[Ilyanna]

DAMN IT. I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT FIRST!

 

[Jibbles]

having porn breakfast this morning

.

 

['Gear]

What?

You left early and I was feeling lonely so shoot me.

 

[eloisel]

We do that in yoga but I don't think we give it 5 minutes. Maybe we do. I just follow the instructor as best I can. Try a full Sun. That is a good stretch.

 

[vixie]

This is one piece of equipment I tend to do a fair amount of my abdominal workout on. I do 3 sets of 15 leg lifts squeezing my butt and abdominals. I did learn to be careful because you have to make sure you are positioned properly and your back is snugly tucked into the ball and held there. It works. I remember at first I started with just bent knees and then I progressed to straight leg raises. It took me a few weeks to get to 45 as well.