Is Public Breast Feeding Okay?

[CaptainWacky]

And Osama Bin Laden was notoriously pro public breast feeding at that!

 

[The Question]

So I can shit on the table if somebody eats it?

 

[Cassie]

You can do whatever you want on your table, FREAK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only if it's a glass table and [you] is underneath it!

 

[whisky]

Oh you!

 

[The Question]

How, how can I poop ON the table, if I'm UNDER the table?

That's right! You guessed it! PREHENSILE ANUS! :bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

In a million years we'll all have one.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SCHEISSE!

 

[The Question]

Three of the arguments in support of public breastfeeding:

1. The "naughty bits" are covered.

2. The goop that issues forth is nutritious.

3. The act of breastfeeding imparts health benefits.

Well,

1. Orgasm is scientifically established to impart health benefits.

2. Science has also established that semen has a high nutritional value.

3. All the 'naughty bits' are covered.

So, Ladies, you have as much business breastfeeding in public as I have getting blowjobs in public.

Now knock it off. Use a fucking bottle. Your tits don't give you a special pass to gross the rest of us out while we're trying to eat.

Yes, yes, your twat turd is trying to eat, too, well we paid and it didn't.

 

[starguard]

People in Europe laugh at us about these type of things

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought it was more for the other hundred kinds of things.

 

[The Question]

People in Europe laugh at us about these type of things

People in Europe are generally filthy. Not as filthy as a certain FILTHY WHOREBOT, but still remarkably filthy. Pissing in the gutter in broad daylight like a back alley Bangladeshi does not necessarily imply an 'enlightened' attitude. Maybe Europeans should be more worried about the army of reasons why we laugh at them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Public breastfeeding: still okay.

 

[whisky]

If it wasnt for that I would have seen zero tits on holiday.

 

[Cassie]

IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO DRINK FROM A COW'S TEATS IN PUBLIC

 

[Loktar]

IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO DRINK FROM A COW'S TEATS IN PUBLIC

Not according to Farmer Jones and his trusty shotgun.

 

[headvoid]

I think Europeans laugh that we still keep The Saint as a pet. I think they see it as barbaric.

 

[The Question]

I think that as a response, all adult males who smoke should switch to using nasal snuff. Because, see, one of the really fun side effects of snuff is, it coagulates le snot in le nose and turns it the color of poo.

Then, when we go into restaurants, we can reach up into the schnozz and pull out rust-colored booger battleships right in front of everybody, and eat 'em.

Like public suckling, it's "not indecent". And, like public suckling, it's perfectly natural. It's just also, like public suckling, utterly, appetite-killingly off-putting.

And we won't give a shit about anybody else in the public space, either, then we'll act offended when that selfish, entitled attitude annoys others.

So! Is public booger-eating okay?

 

[headvoid]

So, let me get this right:

1. You are adding extra crap substance to your nasal cavity (which is designed as a filter for all sorts of crap in the air)
2. You are then bypassing the natural filter process by picking it out.
3. You then proceed to eat the crap that your body naturally filters out, thereby ingesting something you were not supposed to ingest.

You are comparing this to an infant being fed via an organ specifically designed to feed a baby?

Really struggling with the comparison. Your tit hatred is beginning to show. You were bottle fed I take it?

 

['Gear]

I think The Saint should stick with talking to Susie.

Otherwise the water gets too deep too fast.