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2006 Troll of the year award

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Gotta be GB.

All of these other nominees have you all patting them on the back in a big troll circle-jerk. GB is the only person who has managed to piss off, irritate and annoy everyone here to the point of distraction without pulling lame death pranks or faking suicide. All he does it post words, and it drives even the most (self-)celebrated TK trolls to distraction on more than one board. He's owned you all, and you still won't recognize it because it's too painful to contemplate.

Well played, freak. You win hands down this year.
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Yeppers.....

Only.... I wouldn't call him a freak....
 
Ah, but that's the brilliance of GB. He doesn't care if his content is gibberish, but the persistently formal, faux-earnest tone of his posts drives people batty, even the most hardass trolls. And he's not pulling stunts or making threats to do it, he's merely posting his "opinions" and the occasional animated smiley.

It's all in the delivery.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Ah, but that's the brilliance of GB. He doesn't care if his content is gibberish, but the persistently formal, faux-earnest tone of his posts drives people batty, even the most hardass trolls. And he's not pulling stunts or making threats to do it, he's merely posting his "opinions" and the occasional animated smiley.

It's all in the delivery.
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He's been caught with his pants down more than once and not being of his design. I find Gagh's description of him in Conchaga's GFHH thread to be more than adequate.

:razz: I AM THE TROLL YOU!
 
He started out as just another big-colored-text twat in the crowd, but he learned how to change his game as time went by. He's no dummy.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
He started out as just another big-colored-text twat in the crowd, but he learned how to change his game as time went by. He's no dummy.
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He doesn't know how mask being trolled or annoyed properly. Just look how he jumped all over my Glammour Boy dual. His reactions were either of A) Desperately seeking attention that he would engage a parody of his own account or B) Trolled silly.
 
I nominate dogbert. Sure, his exploits don't garner passionate responses, either positively or negatively *here*. But his true staying power over at the Yahoo boards should be acknowledged. He's in the trenches, day after day. He's tenacious, and pretty much on his own out there, without the assistance of fellow trolls to bolster his schtick.

I mean, damn, he was greatly instrumental in shutting down the Yahoo boards.

So I nominate dogbert...the quiet, unassuming, but oh so effective troll.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Gotta be GB.

All of these other nominees have you all patting them on the back in a big troll circle-jerk. GB is the only person who has managed to piss off, irritate and annoy everyone here to the point of distraction without pulling lame death pranks or faking suicide. All he does it post words, and it drives even the most (self-)celebrated TK trolls to distraction on more than one board. He's owned you all, and you still won't recognize it because it's too painful to contemplate.

Well played, freak. You win hands down this year.
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Your penis is tiny.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Ah, but that's the brilliance of GB. He doesn't care if his content is gibberish, but the persistently formal, faux-earnest tone of his posts drives people batty, even the most hardass trolls. And he's not pulling stunts or making threats to do it, he's merely posting his "opinions" and the occasional animated smiley.

It's all in the delivery.
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Eggs = Owned by THIS thread.

Dude, that little asshole totally owns you. I'm surprised at you.

Wait, no actually I'm not. You are a little on the ignorant side, sometimes.
 
When someone POSTS that they have put me on ignore after I've very carefully and deliberately trolled them into a corner is quite simply put, in a word, PWNED.

And so are you. That trumpet you're blowing is stuck right up Grammor Boy's Ass.

Idiot.
 
I rarely give him the time of day. I'm merely observing how much he causes the coolest, Fonziest TKers to pull their hair out just by reading his thoughts. It's hysterical.
 
Perhaps Eggs is just jealous because he wasn't even MENTIONED in this fucking thread.

Boo hoo.
 
jack said:
Perhaps Eggs is just jealous because he wasn't even MENTIONED in this fucking thread.

Boo hoo.
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I'm not a troll, I should hope no one is dumb enough to mention me here. They'd be the most "pwned" of all.
 
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