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2006 Troll of the year award

Eggs, I don't deny that GB is a troll. He's a troll. The problem is, he's a moron who's actions just annoy people. That immediately counts him out in my book.

As far as you thinking we're owned by him, that's a mistake. I'd say it's definitely the reverse. He depends upon our reactions. I stated a long time ago that he was nothing more than an elaborate attention whore. I stand by that. ANY attention given to him fuels him more. I even offered a solution to the GB annoyance. That advice was to completely ignore anything and everything he said. Nobody took my advice, so I decided to do something else.

I decided to just push him to break character and get angry. I've been successful so far. To my credit he's put me on ignore at least three times. In debates I've made him put his foot in his mouth time and time again. I've used his own words to prove that he really is a moron with no common sense. He even posted a gigantic rant on another message board that was 90% complaining about my actions toward him. The best part of that is while he was complaining about me, he REFUSED to use my name for fear that he'd get pegged as totally owned by me.

He's a subpar troll at best. He breaks character constantly. He's completely inconsistent. When he's losing a debate he runs and hides behind his 'innocent', oh-poor-me, and I'm-just-a-victim schticks. I've certainly gotten under his skin on several occasions. What makes people think he might be a good troll is that he's good at not letting others choose the battleground. The problem is, though, no matter the battleground he always gets his ass handed to him.

No, I'm not owned by him. He's a stress reliever. When I'm not spamming, I'm using GB as a verbal punching bag. Any time I've argued with people here it has been for that reason. Well, that and I really have a giant ego and I like to stroke it with these incredibly long winded rants. It's a specialty of mine.

Raffles, on the other hand, is in the trenches every day. He's an innovator at finding new ways to make people distrust the internet entirely. He never breaks character. He doesn't engage people seriously (GB's largest fallacy). He adapts to any situation. He's a pittbull. When he's going after something he wants, he doesn't let go short of being removed forcefully. He's got an army of followers. So many followers in fact, that he's managed to populate his own message board with them. His posts and his raids on boards and chat rooms never cease to be truly witty and hysterical. His coup de grace is that in his trolling adventures he's even managed to troll a celebrity.

Find me someone who's better at trolling than Raffles and I'll change my mind.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Attention whores.

And Eggs you were far to easily trolled while in the glorified mod position. All it took was GB's whining for you to declare him troll of the year.
I got a page and a half of replies and one "Eggs may have a point" out of the exercise, so I'd call it a qualified success at minor threadjacking. ;)

Like I give a rat's ass who is troll of the year. What's next, a blue ribbon for the most zits and a gift certificate forthe most empty pizza boxes next to the computer? BWAHAHAHAHA...
 
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Extra points for the ones that missed the overflowing wastebasket and stayed on the floor for days, of course...
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Like I give a rat's ass who is troll of the year. What's next, a blue ribbon for the most zits and a gift certificate forthe most empty pizza boxes next to the computer? BWAHAHAHAHA...

I dunno. Trolling is equivalent to internet practical joking. Trolls add drama, and more discussion on any board they're on. So, trolls are actually a good thing, bringing laughter and activity to the internet. I think that's a noble cause.
 
Hey, I never denied that trolls are psychotic ego-centric assholes. I'm just saying that we're not ignoble, psychotic, ego-centric assholes.
 
Someone via pm just reminded me of the following:

Conchaga: His "outing" of RWC was a sight to behold. Not since the days when Tamar Garish took on TQ have we seen anything so devastating.
 
I forgot about the RWC/Conchaga drama. That was how I got to know you.

You had the Negrin av then :D
 
Conchaga said:
Find me someone who's better at trolling than Raffles and I'll change my mind.

I agree with you for the most part. Raffles also deserves credit for playing nice in places - and still be Raffles. However, people from other boards don't follow him here. When he has trolled and left their place, they're just glad he's gone and, if they mention him at all, it is just to call him a flamer, bad troll, etc. That makes him a prince of trolls.

Conchaga, you are also a prince of trolls. You can relate to all kinds of posters on all kinds of levels - here, there, everywhere - and you've got all kinds of admirable qualities. You can play nice or hand someone's ass to them, and it is completely based on how they behave rather than because you have a hateful spirit. Raffles is the evil prince, you are the good prince.

Jack is the King of Trolls though. The reason for that being is people from elsewhere spend hours on photoshop manipulating images supposedly of him. Then, they come here and in threads where he is sitting around having a lovely chat about Vermont winters and pleasant afternoons, they come in with their little photoshop manips screaming "Look at me, Jack, you evil troll" - and he just keeps chatting about Vermont winters and Saint Eudacious, occasionally casually thumping off one of the little leg humpers. He's a dick slinger and a sweetheart with maurauding hordes that just can't get enough of him. However, this is the part that takes the cake. Even in all his trolling, sexing up, misbehaving and shenanigans, he makes it clear he loves his wife and doesn't use her for the butt of his jokes. I like that alot.
 
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