A new Doctor Dave story

[Dr Dave]

I see he is up to his old tricks!

 

[starbys]

He was aiming for faceless boobs.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have no problem with faceless boobs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Faceless Bob! My oldest nemesis! And I've got a LOT of old nemesises, let me tell you. The fuck you doing?"

"I'm here to SUCK...your blood!"

"You're...a vampire now?"

"YES! BLAH!"

 

[Cassie]

LOL! OH NOES THERE BE VAMPIRES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor Dave wakes up in bed.

"What a strange dream," he says.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good story!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor Dave picks up his diary from the table beside his bed.

"Let's see what I have to do today...oh crap, I have cats to strangle!"

 

[Cassie]

lol.. Dr Dave's secret identity CATMAN

 

[Dr Dave]

The cat deal is for a research purposes.

 

[Cassie]

Are you researching cats with your penid?

 

[starbys]

Because he's tall and he can close doors.

 

[Yub]

This story is awesome. 5 stars but they all go to Dr Dave for being in the awesome story but none for Wacky. I'm MEAN AND ONLY HAVE 5 STARS

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you researching cats with your penid?

NO!

 

[Yub]

LIES! You don't love the pussy Dr Dave?

 

[CaptainWacky]

A man in a raincoat hands Doctor Dave a box of cats. Doctor Dave hands the man fifty dollars.

"Pleasure doing business with you, as always," says the man, walking away. Dave nods and reaches intot he box. He pulls out a fat ginger cat.

"Hello, my pretty," he says, his hands moving to its neck...

 

[Dr Dave]

OH NO!!!!!!!

 

[Yub]

He is checking its collar for a registration tag and the back of the neck for a mircochip. He will then return the cat to it's owner for a reward, thus recouping his $50 and actually making a profit by the time he has returned all the cats.

Then he spends the money on beer, gets drunk and runs over lost dogs for kicks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor Dave gives the cat a big cuddle.

"I could never hurt you, mister kitty!"

 

[Dr Dave]

hmm...