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Annual Black Friday reminder

Experts have just discovered that we have been misinterpreting historic events for centuries.

Apparently, the birth of Jesus, the life of St. Nicholas and the rise of American capitalism were all prophetic events to prepare us for the eventual coming of Rebecca Black's "Friday".



I for one welcome our new autotuned overlordess.
 
I bought a telly, because as a "posterboy for consumerism" I thought I may as well join in rather than sneering from the sidelines.

My lovely, very red, Aunt calls me a "posterboy for consumerism" to wind me up. I have actually embraced the title.
 
Experts have just discovered that we have been misinterpreting historic events for centuries.

Apparently, the birth of Jesus, the life of St. Nicholas and the rise of American capitalism were all prophetic events to prepare us for the eventual coming of Rebecca Black's "Friday".



I for one welcome our new autotuned overlordess.

Lol
 
Headvoid I'm going to use my ops skills to move those posts to the correct thread once I figure out how the fuck to do that...
 
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I bet it's Elvis Presley reincarnated as a real polar bear, but the media conspired to say it was a man in a suit to PROTECT HIS SECRET.
 
They also camp out in tents when the government is too dense and thoughtless to figure out some shelter or housing for them after losing everything in wildfires or hurricanes.
 
They want the stuff so bad they line up at the door days before the sale starts.
 
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