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Annual Black Friday reminder

Experts have just discovered that we have been misinterpreting historic events for centuries.

Apparently, the birth of Jesus, the life of St. Nicholas and the rise of American capitalism were all prophetic events to prepare us for the eventual coming of Rebecca Black's "Friday".



I for one welcome our new autotuned overlordess.
 
Fun fun fun.
 
I gave in and bought Assassins Creed Origins as a Christmas present to myself.
 
I bought a telly, because as a "posterboy for consumerism" I thought I may as well join in rather than sneering from the sidelines.

My lovely, very red, Aunt calls me a "posterboy for consumerism" to wind me up. I have actually embraced the title.
 
I bought some carrot sticks. For the reindeer.
 
Fuckin hell I've done this in the wrong thread.

I've let you all down.

*drinks poison*
 
Experts have just discovered that we have been misinterpreting historic events for centuries.

Apparently, the birth of Jesus, the life of St. Nicholas and the rise of American capitalism were all prophetic events to prepare us for the eventual coming of Rebecca Black's "Friday".



I for one welcome our new autotuned overlordess.

Lol
 
Headvoid I'm going to use my ops skills to move those posts to the correct thread once I figure out how the fuck to do that...
 
Thanks Wacky, You could of course just give me ops, you know that I won't do anything silly.

GO ON, GO ON, GO ON...
 
There ain't much to look at up there it's pretty baron HV...
 
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A follow up!
 
I bet it's Elvis Presley reincarnated as a real polar bear, but the media conspired to say it was a man in a suit to PROTECT HIS SECRET.
 
Do people really camp out in tents still, really?
 
They do for black Friday. Their RVs won't fit on the sidewalk!
 
They also camp out in tents when the government is too dense and thoughtless to figure out some shelter or housing for them after losing everything in wildfires or hurricanes.
 
Well I meant specifically for shopping reasons (haven't they heard of online shpping.)
 
They want the stuff so bad they line up at the door days before the sale starts.
 
There’s nothing I want which is sought after enough to require camping. I’m just not very fashionable.
 
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