As the new owner of this site

[alabaster]

Maybe he thinks Gagh is Japanese?

holy shit...an intellectual response.

 

[Gagh]

Poached eggs are great on toast.

 

[DarthSikle]

not that any of you have ever had time to even think about fucking an actual woman.

Silly, you need to be married first to do that.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I see Gaghles had his evening spamgasm in here.

On pint three already, Gaghy?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

holy shit...an intellectual response.

You really want a surprise? Even Gagh sometimes makes an intelligent post.

 

[The Harlot]

I see Gaghles had his evening spamgasm in here.

On pint three already, Gaghy?

Isn't it a bit early in the day for booze?

 

[The Harlot]

Poached eggs are great on toast.

Blech. Scrambled eggs are better. Poached looks raw.

 

[The Harlot]

oijpi-9-9-

You could make money at this by creating a program called Spam Bot and selling it to trolls.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Poached eggs are for effeminate types.

 

[alabaster]

Poached eggs are for effeminate types.

real men eat raw eggs. I drink at least 2 eggs a day, sometimes 4. Tastes like clean wet pussy, I love it.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Isn't it a bit early in the day for booze?

You forget that Gaghles is almost 8 hours ahead of you.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

real men eat raw eggs. I drink at least 2 eggs a day, sometimes 4. Tastes like clean wet pussy, I love it.

Raw egg looks like sperm, you goob.

Fry those suckers up in bacon grease and throw some manly salt on it. Sheeit. Think with your balls - think like a man!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

And if raw eggs reminds you of pussy, then you haven't tasted good pussy.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Egg yolks make huge loads.

 

[alabaster]

Egg yolks make huge loads.

Damn right, that and soy lecithin... before I got vasectomised I was bangin the old lady and pulled it out, shot the fucking lamp right off the night stand. SHe has to wear safety goggles now.

 

[Kennyquator]

Oh man, my dick is so big I'm fucking you with it next wednesday already.

that rivals the size of my dick!

 

[LomiMonet]

Y'know it only looks big cuz it's stuck in a chicken.

 

[Tyrant]

LOL. This was the best one.

One that stood out for me and makes me laugh was something like:

!*&^$)9fp!!pp!()_p!!p!!!!

It's so nonsensical, yet so passionate.

 

[geedis]

Cranky Alabaster Bastard Tanner? Dammit! I didn't realize it was a 2-page post. Ignore post.

 

[Tyrant]

Hi, Blackfoot.