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Bad Adverts

They look like 70s Leo Sayer and Celeb Big Brother Leo Sayer, side-by-side.
 


Charlize Theron doesn't make bad adverts, BUT I DON'T WANT TO START ANOTHER THREAD.
 
She's sexually attractive.
 
And apparently she is Jesus.
 


Now that I have to watch regular tv all the time, I get to see THE GROSSEST commercials.
 
Cassie said:


Now that I have to watch regular tv all the time, I get to see THE GROSSEST commercials.
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Welcome to subchannel hell. Between that, and the lighted toilet thing, and the one where the chick has all her teeth falling out, any MYRIAD others, the commercials are usually more entertaining than the shows. Except for The Incredible Hulk.
 
It does look useful!
 


The guy still seems a bit stuffy, imo!
 
At least now I know what a neti pot is (after Googling).
 


SALSA!??
 


Cowboy catheters.
 
What if his spurs get caught in his catheter.
 
When horses lose their bladder control, they get a bullet in the head.

Why don't they do the same thing with professional cowboys?
 
I want to see that commercial redone with Crazy Ralph from the Friday the 13th movies.
 
I don't even understand what's supposed to be happening.
 


The narrator's voice reminds me of The Simpsons FOR SOME REASON. Anyway, this commercial is on every night, and it's fucking creepy. Are they really putting little rocks from the birthplace of Jesus into cheap necklaces?
 
Cassie said:


The narrator's voice reminds me of The Simpsons FOR SOME REASON. Anyway, this commercial is on every night, and it's fucking creepy. Are they really putting little rocks from the birthplace of Jesus into cheap necklaces?
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Well of course they are, they wouldn't possibly lie about such a thing!
 
There's a limited supply, but don't worry you'll never be able to tell when we replace them with kidney stones.
 
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