casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[DarthSikle]

erable

 

[DarthSikle]

miserable

 

[DarthSikle]

virgin

 

[The Harlot]

lol

 

[Archibald Nixon]

The venerable DJ Qualls has been cast in that role --though I'll hear an opposing view.

 

[Tyrant]

Start filming already.

 

[The Harlot]

Is this in pre-production still or have you starting filming?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Be right back.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I feel that the Law of Diminishing Returns has overtaken this thread. And since I'm WAY too much of a noob to ever do justice to any sort of plot and/or screenplay (although we might not need one --cinéma vérité might be more than appropriate here, but that's a topic for debate), I'm officially bowing out of further development.

I suggest a new thread with treatments, syponpses, and scripts. Something to do over Christmas when the relatives are driving you bugfuck.

Smooches. 8)

 

[Blade]

Wesley Snipes would do fine for me.

ACTION!

 

[Shitty Dual]

Have to hit all this tomorrow...looks bumpable enough.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Time to tidy the corpse (changes/new entried underlined):


missmanners - Kristin Chenoweth, Sarah Paulson

Mentalist - Christian Bale

Conchaga - Seth Rogen

jack - Lewis Black

Messenger/Tyrant - (***under review after pic/video exposé)

Eloisel - Reba McIntyre, Piper Laurie

Gagh - Robbie Williams

bad dog - ***

Sarek - John Goodman

Coyote Ugly - Nicky Katt

The Question - Hugh Laurie

Laker_Girl - *** - Kelly Carlson - Ali Larter

Big Dick McGee - Joe Rogan

Gonad - Fiona Apple

Grammour Boy - Paul Reubens

St. Lucifer - Vincent D'Onofrio

Lord Raffles - Richard E. Grant

VKD - Andrew Dice Clay

Donovan - James Spader

Tamar_Garish - Bryce Dallas Howard

KerbCrawler - ***

Gurk McGuintey - Verne Troyer

Mongo CGI --voiced by James Earl Jones

GrandTheftCow - Stephen Baldwin


Cait - Felicity Huffman

Shatna - Jason Alexander

Sadi - Brittany Murphy

HeroicFool - Jaleel White

RWC - Rob Schneider

Jillian - Phyllis Diller

Skin Of Evil -Peter Stormare


Captain Wacky - Cillian Murphy

Dark Link - Brendan Fraser

Darth Sikle - Miguel Ferrer

Hambil - Woody Allen

Eggs Mayonnaise - Nathan Lane

Loktar - Kevin James

curiousa2z - Monica Bellucci

RommieSG - DJ Qualls

Blazerboy - Leo DeCaprio

Enkephalen - Linda Fiorentino

Bickendan/Malarky/Lilac - Alexis Denisof

Colonel Kira's Left Tit - Donald Sutherland

Sardonica - John Cleese

dogbert - Artie Lang

Atlas_Collins - Kane

Friday - Yeardley Smith - Mindy Cohn

Tisiphone - Kari Wuhrer

Mirah/Love Child - Catherine Bell

Cassie - Mary McCormack

Henoch - Sean Hayes

The Artist - Dennis Miller

Number_6 - Patrick McGoohan - Daniel Craig

Sadistic Bastard - Jeffrey Combs

starguard - Danny DeVito - Christopher Walken

Robert "Monkey" Loggia - Tim Curry

NeonMercuryASH - Swoosie Kurtz

Tiff_77 - Jeri Ryan

Shy - Kate Walsh

Chuck - Jake Busey

Elrod/Ned - Danny Aiello

Kim Nyholm/Danny Hellman - Jerry Doyle

Geedis/Blackfoot Flavor Flav

Cranky Bastard - Sam Neill

Miss Tanner - Catherine McCormack

Blade - Wesley Snipes

Bladev1 - Paul McCrane

headvoid - John Gordon Sinclair

Peter Octavian - Eddie Izzard

Cacaphony - Samantha Morton

Dork Lord - Jack Black

Shitty Dual - Tom Noonan

Gianni Gebbia - Philip Seymour Hoffman

Red Whacker - Mike Starr



Some have come & gone; as always, suggestions welcome.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Is this the one where I'm cast as Swoozie Kurtz?

 

[Shitty Dual]

"Tom Noonan"...?

...yeah, okay. That's about right.

 

[Conchaga]

bump

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

long thread, i did not read it all...

 

[Conchaga]

I don't look like any "movie star".

Thank GOD.

Yeah, you look like the spawn of Statler and Waldorf, because youre a muppet.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I'll have to get back to this at some point...

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Marquis De Sade - Tim Roth

Hasan78 - Danny Trejo

MORBO - Anthony Hopkins

The Dork Lord - Jack Black

SuN - Melanie C

Cassie - Judie Dench

Dual - Rupert Grint

MessengerX - Chow-Yun Fat

Jack - Danny De Vito

CheekyMonkey - Avril Lavigne

Laker_Girl - Oprah Winfrey

Éloise L - Sigourney Weaver

MamaKitty - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Friday - Carrie-Ann Moss

Cacophony - Jodie Foster + 80 kilograms

Bickendan - Tom Green

MissManners - Glenn Close

Conchaga - Brendan Frasier

Gagh - Christopher Lee

Falconarg - McCauley Culkin - 12 years + dark latino skin.

Sarek - Ian McKellen

The Saint - Joseph Fiennes

Love Child and company - Krisattna Lokken

Jillan Bacardi - Jack Nicholson + makeup + edited female voice.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Tamar Garish - Christopher Reeve + a soul + red wig + nail polish.

Elwood - John Goodman