casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Archibald Nixon]

Some changes/updates:


Aquehonga - Spencer Pratt

Pandora - Laura San Giacomo (*see Dirk Funk)

Hellbilly Jim / Gianni Gebbia - Casey Affleck

Dirk Funk - Zach Galifianakis (*total shots in the dark --suggestions welcome)

Hambil - Michael Moore

FBI part due - Joseph Gordon Levitt

BDM - Ron Livingston

Laker_Girl - Reese Witherspoon

Gonad - Angelina Jolie

Mirah / LoveChild - Sarah Rue

Dork Lord - Matt Mulhern

Sarek - William Forsythe

NeonMercuryASH - Allison Janney

Bickendan - Zack Ward

bad dog - Todd Lowe

Tisiphone - Kelly Carlson

Cooter - Paul Dooley

Imperium - Alex Désert

Kerbcrawler - Michael Cudlitz

sardonica - Donnie Wahlberg

Cranky Bastard - Rick Moranis

RWC - Sean Whalen

Lord Raffles / Marquis DeSade - Michael Pitt

Messenger - Philip Seymour Hoffman (and yes, there was much deliberation)

SkinofEvil - Michael Emerson

Me (thanks to the 40lbs I've put on since marriage): John Goodman


Get thee to IMDB! :director:

 

[Sarek]

Your first choice of John Goodman was far more accurate as far as the attitude department goes. But I'm more along the lines of Keifer Sutherland in looks and physical stature.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Your first choice of John Goodman was far more accurate as far as the attitude department goes. But I'm more along the lines of Keifer Sutherland in looks and physical stature.

Fair enough --several of these edits were due to having seen pics of a number of TK'ers since originally starting this thread.

Goodman's renegotiated his contract, though --at least until I drop 3-4 waist sizes.

 

[Love Child]

My sisters have always told me I resemble Sandra Bullock, not in looks but in goofiness in the roles she usually plays.

 

[Blindgroping]

If Christopher Lloyd is still around, he can play me.

 

[Dual]

Who the fuck is Rupert Grint?

-imdb-

Oh no, the ginger Harry Potter kid?

 

[Blindgroping]

If Christopher Lloyd is still around, he can play me.

New av for this.
I went as him one year for Halloween. People said I did Rev. Jim WWWAAAYYYY too well.

 

[Sarek]

My sisters have always told me I resemble Sandra Bullock, not in looks but in goofiness in the roles she usually plays.

That would be worth replacing the headboard for.

 

[Kitty]

I love the choice of casting to play me.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar - Kevin James

How eerily accurate since I hadn't posted pics of my big fat self yet at the time this was suggested.

 

[Somebody else]

fuckin Anyboby Else but me!!!

 

[Mrs Nomanners' dual]

I suggest:

Kabir Bedi for Daystrom,
Harpo Marx for Batboy,
Peter Sellers for Che,
Maggie Smith for myself

 

[Archibald Nixon]

If Christopher Lloyd is still around, he can play me.

Blindgroping - Christopher Lloyd

Who the fuck is Rupert Grint?

-imdb-

Oh no, the ginger Harry Potter kid?

Revised:

Dual - Adrian Grenier

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Someone other than me should do the WordForge crowd, as I can't go over there for more than 30 seconds without my eyeballs splitting open. Sokar, Cassandra, Faceman, Scorponok...etc etc

bump

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I love the choice of casting to play me.

Which Kitty are you again? Sniper-? Mama-? A kitty of one's own...?

 

[SaintLucifer]

My sisters have always told me I resemble Sandra Bullock, not in looks but in goofiness in the roles she usually plays.

No kidding bitch. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here if you DID truly resemble her in appearance now, would you? Fucking moron. Do STFU in future. I abhor stupidity.

 

[Bickendan]

Which Kitty are you again? Sniper-? Mama-? A kitty of one's own...?

Sniper.

 

[SaintLucifer]

GOD is free to play me.

 

[Bickendan]

Somehow I don't think you'll be happy with Morgan Freeman playing you.

 

[OS@M@'s Dick]

GOD is free to play me.

ALLAH LOVES YOU