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Christmas Giving: It's the thought that counts!

missmanners said:
C2, giving me an object I've been lusting over is a sure way to get extra Christmas cookies!!
my pleasure. But could you get the cute Mennonite Pool Boy we forgot to give back to bring them to me? I didn't get to the Y this morning and need a work out... ;)
 
BigDickMcGee said:
For curious: the most expensive mountain bike in the world, free repairs for life, and EXCELLENT MEDICAL INSURANCE!;
LOL!! Thank you, BDM! Very thoughtful to include the free repairs and med insurance... ;)
yes, I had yet one more spectacular over -the- front -bar-gymnastics before i was through this season - luckily that time it was just my pride that got hurt cuz I did it in the middle of lunch hour traffic and held everything up...damn new brakes.. :rolleyes:
 
Morrihigan said:
For curiousa2z: Season tickets for her favorite soccer team.
*deleriously happy grin*
Heaven!
How did you know? :D
thanks so much, M!
I've been having trouble finding just the right thing for you, so I'm giving you a Gift Certificate for something that you really want to purchase. A special kind of camera with all the bells and whistles, perhaps? Let me know what you chose.

I also (although Kerb Crawler's parameters implied a gift money could buy) want you to have the gift that ALL the kitties be healthy and happy and for them I send a years' supply of IAMS cat food .(or something posher if you have it in your town).
 
thanks for the pony, dogbert.
I give you an invitation to Scott Adams' house for dinner and after a tour of his studio wherein the two of you sit up til all hours trading weird thoughts and philosophies and he gets new ideas for his latest book and credits you on the front cover.
 
curiousa2z said:
*deleriously happy grin*
Heaven!
How did you know? :D
thanks so much, M!
I've been having trouble finding just the right thing for you, so I'm giving you a Gift Certificate for something that you really want to purchase. A special kind of camera with all the bells and whistles, perhaps? Let me know what you chose.

I also (although Kerb Crawler's parameters implied a gift money could buy) want you to have the gift that ALL the kitties be healthy and happy and for them I send a years' supply of IAMS cat food .(or something posher if you have it in your town).

Wow, thanks! Healthy kitties would be the very best gift of all. Nothing would make me happier than for Griswold's little kidneys to start working again, and for his appetite to return.
 
curiousa2z said:
a month's stay in France at her own little pied a terre (children in England with a wonderful, fun, fully-qualified Nanny) - with Viggio next door for a neighbour and an unopened case of REAL champagne- to English Rose;

C2 what can I say, you have covered everything.....you have given me the perfect christmas present :D :D

I suppose I should think of some gifts for you all now :)
 
*sticks tongue out*

It's not even Christmas yet! (Would you believe I was thinking about this just this morning as I toweled myself off? Oh, how the mind works during our most personal and routine tasks...)
 
missmanners said:
Well!!! I'm SHOCKED! I'm only on ONE Christmas list so far? :D I guess I'll have to return all of the lovely things I bought for all of you!

:D
mm

You get a Stocking full of PoolBoy!!
Well, only part of him fills the stocking.....
 
Got it!!!

curiousa2z said:
*tapping foot*
Darling! And you shall have a, THE vip lounge anytime for free.
The restaurant will be next to a hilly, forested area with numerous paths that we can bike around before eating. And a hot tub. ~grin~

TQ- Eye surgery.

Wordin- a brain

MM- looks at above post

Mandi- a plane crashes next to her house and the sole survivor is that Guy she likes from the other thread and she has to nurse him back to health.

Sadistic Bastard- Cinch

Cinch- Sadistic bastard.

Number_6- a full scholorship for a Masters of Wine.

Speck- the working end of a vacuum

Jack- that head-ass inverting machine you've been asking about.

Gagh- more free time to be bored.

Captain Wacky- Trish Stratus!!

Henoch- Randy Orton!! (gagged of course) as a house boy.

CoyoteUgly, Oh, you already have her.

Morrigan- and hambil- Lint and hair resistant clothing!!!

RommieSG- That woman you like in your sig and avatar, same story as mandi's.

Caitronia- Horribly, wickedly eroticlypleasurable dreams that you will remember in the morning. Or were they dreams?

The User That Shall Not Be Named- A good lay.

the useless plethora of duals- Rectify with yourselves. Become an integrated person.

Anyone else- bitch at me for forgetting.
 
Blindgroping said:
Mandi- a plane crashes next to her house and the sole survivor is that Guy she likes from the other thread and she has to nurse him back to health.


Awwwwww, BG. You're so sweet. Better get out my nurses uniform ;)
 
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