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Cold weather

I wear many hats, elo. Traditionally "brain down time" is known as sleep.

@Sarek: Headshrinker? :rofl:

I'm an insomniac. Plus, I'm rarely bored. The best I can do is numb the brain with mindless repetition until it goes on auto pilot for a little while.
 
That's nice, dear. I love how you've abandoned your conspiracy theorems to speak of your own problems. Speaks volumes. :phpwink:
 
Don't know how you folks up north can stand cold weather so long. We're going to be under freezing again tonight and I just can't stand it.
Don't you love how you're going to be paying big bucks to people who are convinced the icecaps have already melted? Even though they haven't?
 
I'm conspiring with LC by agreement that there should be tantalizing pix of men on this site. By tantalizing, I don't mean men with mechanical and type A personalities.
 
That's what I call all the old broads. That and love, luvvie, variations on "dear", and honey. Only to their face. :biggrin1:

Assuming you were raised by a decent human mother, then you know that taking the liberty of that much familiarity, you now must come over and do personal chores for me then sit and gossip with me while we quilt and have tea and cookies. Good timing as the front porch furniture needs a good cleaning, the potted plants repotted, and the plats of spring plants put in the flowerbeds. I'd like to paint the carport and hang the spring flags too. Be sure and bring juicy gossip.
 
I much prefer cross stitch, crochet, knitting, and carving wood, but quilting's alright. I'll have all that other stuff done in an afternoon - as for juicy gossip, you should hear what they're saying about . . .

. . . I've said too much.
 
I much prefer cross stitch, crochet, knitting, and carving wood, but quilting's alright. I'll have all that other stuff done in an afternoon - as for juicy gossip, you should hear what they're saying about . . .

. . . I've said too much.

Why aren't you here already? When home improvement is accomplished the conversation shifts to time containment science, Egyptology, theories involving worm holes and creating space outside time over chess. Do you play?
 
Remember to bring your report card, all the little ribbons you've won, the plaster cast of your palm print, and some colorful refrigerator art.
 
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