CONSPIRACY: Shattered Corpse

[The Question]

CONSPIRACY: Shattered Corpse​

Is your personal information truly safe?​

http://www.shatteredcorpse.com/forum/index.php​

As far as we are aware Shattered Corpse was started as a spin-off of Troll Kingdom in order to provide "gentler" entertainment for the posters.

Our research has uncovered a possible dark underbelly in its operations.

That's just 'cause Hambil needs a bath.

Our first attempt at going about anonymous registration was stymied. The account has been untouched by the administrators at Shattered Corpse. It has not been activated.

That's what happens when you try to disguise your username here and the best you can come up with is "Jessica Fletcher." No one likes Angela Lansbury, not even Angela Lansbury.

Our second attempt was to register as a poster at Troll Kingdom which has yet to register there, someone known to be friendly and non-imposing. The account has also not been activated. It has in fact, been removed, possibly because it did not have the IP and e-mail address of the genuine TK poster.

Yeah, nobody much liked Cassandra, either.

How, and why, are the questions which we must ask.

No, the questions you must ask are, "How pathetic am I, that I'll go to such lengths over a message board that doesn't want me?" and "Can I get life insurance with a complete stranger on an internet message board listed as my beneficiary?" Although I can't begin to address the first, I can answer to the second: Yes. Yes, you can. PM me for my contact information, and I'll give you an address for a local sporting-goods store near you where you can pick up a fairly effective and inexpensive hunting rifle to make yourself useful to me with.

Caitriona

We are told Caitriona has left Troll Kingdom. How is it then that she can confirm which poster is which based solely on one of instance e-mail and IP address information?

She is dee voodoo chile.

What if Caitriona has not given up her Troll Kingdom administrator status?

What if your mom sucks eggs?

What if Caitriona is using Troll Kingdom to compare hidden information among registrants?

What if I was to just kick the ever-lovin' shit outta ya?

Compare this to Caitriona's tainted past, and at least one instance of her exchanging personal IP information with a non-administrator at Troll Kingdom.

Mmmm, that's why we love Cait -- she's naughty like a hot fudge sundae.

Hambil

According to the information available to us, Hambil has in the past lied regarding his status at Troll Kingdom. Despite claiming to have been demoted, a group of posters, most notably "Jack", discovered that they were not able to add him to their ignore lists, with the reason cited being that he is still an administrator or moderator.

Trolls don't lie. Ask your mother.

These means of discovering who is an administrator or moderator at Troll Kingdom has since been removed, so there is no telling who is still an administrator and who is not.

I recommend you spend the next 48 hours straight staying awake worrying about it, and then go driving on the freeway.

Lover of Purple

Lover of Purple is an administrator at ExIsle and has access to the e-mail and IP address information of members there. Because of Shattered Corpse's rigorous confirmation process it is likely that LoP gives the nod to other admins if a registrant from ExIsle is the genuine article.

Oh, heaven forfend! That simply makes too much sense!

What this means is that the admins at SC have access to the e-mail and IP addresses of posters at ExIsle. Whether or not LoP is abusing EI admin powers for the benefit of SC is in the eye of the beholder.

No, that's sleep-boogers.

Loki|Eggs Mayonnaise

Although not a member of the Shattered Corpse staff, there does exist the possibility that he may in the future provide sensitive information to Caitriona regarding registration. Our dossier on this person is thin, so we choose not to speculate too intensively at this time.

Translation: I've got nothin', but I'll obfuscate that by referring to myself in the first-person plural. FOOLED YOU!

Given Shattered Corpse's isolation from the rest of your Internet community, and the fact that random members are not permitted to join, there is a strong possibility that personal information is being disseminated and compared by the parties involved in its operations.

We predict, within a ~5% margin of error, that your ass will display our bootprints within the next 5-7 business days. Certain restrictions may apply, colors and sizes may vary.

 

[Kefka]

You know, there are other posts than the first one, TQ.

 

[The Question]

You know, there are other posts than the first one, TQ.

Oh, shit... I see them now! They're... they're everywhere! *looks around nervously*

 

[DarthSikle]

Yeah, heaven forbid someone ACTUALLY try to troll from troll kingdom. What was he thinking?

 

[VKD]

how pathetic. Another board that's only visible if you sign up. That defeats the whole purpose of a BBS. Why would I sign up if I can't read what it's about in the first place.? :roll:

looks like Cait's learnt nothing from her time here and at Exisle

 

[jack]

This is funny. Was I right about Cait from the start or what. And their user list is simply a reject TK list.

HAHA AHA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

Good for the Cunt. It should keep her occupied long enough for her to obfuscate her obvious hatred for most of humanity.

What a fucked up bitch :bigass:

 

[whisky]

Damn, I so wish I had created this dual

 

[Kefka]

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