controversial Christmas opinions

[FBI parte due]

Controversial opinion: it was Abel and CAIN, not Abel and JANE.

 

[whisky]

Eggs what you call pigs in blankets seem more like sausage rolls.

 

[Loktar]

You are right to hate pigs in blankets, they use the wrist bits of bacon just all the fat, and wrap it around the cheapest sausage meat then charge you more than you would pay for a good pack of sausages and a good pack of bacon.

I love pigs in a blanket but not as much as I like head cheese. (And yes I know what it is, and still love it. Sadly, I haven't had head cheese in years.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eggs what you call pigs in blankets seem more like sausage rolls.

Just another one of those "Brits say biscuit, Yanks say cookie" situations.

Since both our countries are on a rapid collision course to oblivion, it will be fun to see which one survives to claim victory in the Noun Naming Wars.

 

[whisky]

Some things are so local they dont even make sense outside of my town, like bread cakes, ten foots, and crogies.

 

[FBI parte due]

Heard of bread cake, unclear if you're just making the other two up.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think he is.

 

[Loktar]

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/croggies

 

[Loktar]

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/tenfoot

 

[Cassie]

the 8th day of Christmas is really the day Jesus was born, and they gave him Doritos, sausage biscuits, and beer

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND MY AXE

 

[Mirah]

Christmas should happen ALL year long! It should be the 12 months of Christmas instead of just 12 days.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The three wise men were paedos.

 

[jack]

I love pigs in a blanket but not as much as I like head cheese. (And yes I know what it is, and still love it. Sadly, I haven't had head cheese in years.)

 

[jack]

So when Hebrews celebrate Christmas, they should eat swiss, cheddar and muenster for dinner and call the holiday 'jews for cheeses"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Santa puts microchips in all your kids presents so he can TRACK them. This is how he knows whether they’ve been naughty or nice or speak out against the government.

 

[Loktar]

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is just the Energizer bunny in a reindeer suit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If Dickens had written a sequel to A Christmas Carol, Scrooge would probably have turned back into a selfish prick again, because really, who can keep up that optimistic, generous pose day after day? Fuck it lol.

 

[Loktar]

Mistletoe should be renamed Missiletoe and contain a toe shaped missile you can fire at your ex if you ever accidentally meet under the Mistletoe.

 

[Mirah]

I mean that is not controversial at all.


In 2040 kids will be opening thier coronavirus presents underneath the coronavirus tree singing "Oh coronavirus tree O Coronavirus tree, How deadly are your branches" And there will be a coronavirus wreath hung on their door and coronavirus breads and cookies.